tainted92

I'm rather bemused, I was in the server for a good few hours tonight but no one managed to kill me, even with a few people actively hunting me You're gonna have to do better than that ladies

WE START IN 2 HOURS AND 12 MINUTES FROM THIS POST HAPPY TAINTED HUNTING PEOPLE LET'S SHOW A LITTLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8

No! Tainted said this contest is for ladies only. He said nothing about gentlemen competing. You can't get your revenge. You're no lady....right? To quote an old friend: Debatable

TAINTED VICTORY Long ago, in a land before time, the great Tainted did rule over the masses of peasants. There were those who were thought to be greater than the Tainted, but it was false. The Tainted was greater then any challenger to the title of Most Glorious Left 4 Dead 2 Player Of ALL TIME! There were those are argued still. The Tainted decided to open a formal challenge to those that doubted his skill, and see who was the greatest throughout the lands. The Tainted War has begun... Obviously, you ladies can see from the title of this thread that a year worth of GC membership is up for grabs. After the great Nut Stomping '15, I had a thought that I'd love to do something like this myself, and see if anyone could actually top the score I got over Peanut. Thus, for the month of September, I'm going to be hosting some tainted hunting, and I'll be rewarding the winner with a renewal or membership in GC to do with as they please (non-members will get a gift membership, and paying members will get a renewal (this counts for admins too with your double costs)). This content is open for anyone, from lowly farm animals (Shepards and Pandas) to the great and high board members (Praise be unto san, for there are none that can match his noobiness). It'll run for the entire month of September by glorious British time (September 1st at 12am BST to September 31st at 11:59pm BST) Contest rules are as follows: 1) You need to get the achievement for the kill to count. That means you need to get the "A Tainted Victory". If I die from bleeding out, or common infected, then no kill is awarded. 2) I will be keeping track of who kills me by updating this thread each time a kill is scored. 3) In the event of a tie at the end of the contest, the leaders will engage in sudden death, where the first to score a kill on me will be crowned winner. 4) All deaths count, regardless of the circumstances. I don't care if it's 1 vs 10, or someone gets a lucky death charge, if you get the achievement, you're eligible. 5) In accordance with the achievement rules, even if you have had me pinned with a hunter for four minutes and a charger comes and steals the last hit to get the achievement, that charger gets the kill. Stealing kills isn't encouraged, but considering I did it to kill Peanut countless times, I can't say it's not allowed I'll try to play at least every other day when I get the chance, so anyone on at usual peak hours should get a chance to kill me, although I could be on at any point during the day. Best of luck, and may the best lady win. Scoreboard: Yortz - 9 Elite Gandalf - 8 DammitCarlos - 4 Purple power ranger IIIIIII - 3 finlanderi - 3 archer - 3 Deadlock - 2 Lookback - 2 San - 2 Red Devil - 2 ALL THESE SCRUBS HAVE 1 KILL EACH (TW)traveling Leanna Potter n Kelly {Frag} Mr.Waldo sLake (d[^-^] Tatsuya Leroy Brown Tuly be Free mi Hermano Shaq Sassy Majorlazer [H]ardDark Shepard yES =) Got Your 6 Vincent Van Bro finlanderi Sexy Girl Yojimbo Maestro Jerky Jaycub Peanut General Joda

Best of luck and take it easy lad. Come back soon, I like to farm points off you

dis guy he so gud at dis game i see him and he play and he like pew pew he do stuff and he shoot da zombie pew pew i say 2 him san u so gud but u not rly gud like tainted gud so he say mate i am gud so he go and he say i get untcouahble and im like lol u wont ur not dat gud but he sed he do it and he did!!!!!!!!!!!! san is the best!!!!!!!!! i want 1 day 2 b as gud as san at dis game of l4d2 cos i want b very bes lyk no 1 eva waz ty 4 thread i hope san teech me gud skillz at l4d2 fank u for tyme 2 rite dis i go now

Ban Peanut, end the rain of tyranny!

Permission denied soldier. You have to pay a free of $1 for every 10 words. Free speech is a myth. Praise your true leader.

How dare you kill me when I'm barely around anymore, I repeat my statement from the video in question Bite me

Gotta be honest, the idea does intrigue me, I think it'd be rather fun if it was done correctly

Isn't Quebec actually a province of France?

Welcome back lad

As was previously stated, your fault for trying to heal me in front of the window, get good scrub

Yortz and Peanut, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes Yortz with a baby carraige. Yortz and Peanut, in a bar for tea, A-R-G-U-I-N-G First comes shots, then comes more shots, Then Yortz hooked up with Architect. Yortz and Peanut, court will rise for me, D-I-V-O-R-C-E First comes evidence, then comes judgement, Yortz gets judged for being a tart. Yortz sits alone, writing in a club, ♥-P-E-A-N-U-T Yortz won't lie, love won't die, Love for Peanut-Senpai will last forever <3 (just woke up, wasn't trying hard, stuff won't rhyme well, sue me)

I love killing Johnny, it's one of my favorite passtimes because I can watch the video when he posts it here

Wait, they're not? I thought that Yortz was the Mrs Peanut from that recent anniversary?

The maze on the second level begs to differ, although it can not hold a stick to the RAMP! THE RAMP DEMANDS BLOOD!!!

hi i want 2 make the officla admin cmplant about shepard she is mean admin she slap me and she shouit at me like TAINTED i do not like it she is not very nice and she try to steal katana from me and be like chop chop chop chp pls remove her as admin becuae i not feel comfoy in server iwht her as admin thanks for you and come magain

Signing up a bit late there mate, it's been over for two weeks now The glorious and illustrious tainted92 won, and used the winnings to begin the construction of the Doomsday Machine. The end is nigh. Repent.

try reverse captains mode- two captains who chose what player goes on the opposite team. captain a pics for captain b, then b pics for a and so on "You get Shepard" "HA, THEN YOU GET PANDAS" "Fine, but you're having Proto." "I'm giving you Johnny then" "Oh come on, that's just mean. I'm giving you Pump now" "Dude, low blow."

Male vs female is horribly unfair I won't deny that the girls are good, but you're then facing people like swatfishy, general, gandalf and chimichanga, a single one of which could slaughter a team with an early tank I'd be interested a US vs rest of world game, I think that'd be fairly awesome Depending on how "stacked" it could look, you could perhaps include or not include Canada with the US team, because we all know that the US is basically South Canada