Mustard's CoffeeMaker

First of all, it's spelled "Uggs", and maybe you've never seen them worn right, because I look sexy in a short skirt and my Uggs. No, I'm not modest. I'm hot, and I know it. j/k

Lets see, what do I have? Edit: Aw! He's cute! Now I don't have to make guacamole! Jackie, You really suck at picking eggs. First a burnt one, now a rat. Wow.

What is so wrong and frightening about talking about making movies?

I'm very partial to Nissans. So I would tell you to go with one of them. My sister has an Altima and it's a great car. But the Z is just so hawt-lookin', and I want one myself. Go with a Nissan. They're incredible.

This movie is going to be a lot more interesting than I first though.

Genre? Uuuh, amateur....documentary? And no one ever said Mag couldn't watch. He can even participate. Of course he can! He just isn't allowed to film. Because I, Teh CoffeeMaker, am the oh-fficial FragFest videographer.

Well, everyone is saying weird stuff. Talking about extra socks, and stuff. I have plenty of extra socks, if the need arises.

We're talking about making movies.

Thanks a bunch!! What's a gewgaw? Is that like, uh, local snackies? Like saltwater taffy?

Fat, do you know what they're on about?

<looks at the pole; looks at the mounting brackets in her hand> No, that won't do. I'll have to go back to Home Depot. And is the celing that high?

Insurance paid for most of it.... I had to pay about $2k.

Good. I remember last year the battery died right in the middle of a great shot. Wouldn't want that to happen again.

I want to try to get some better angles this time. Variations on the same thing in every shot is kind of boring, don't you think?

You know it! It's the whole reason I come to FF!

I'm down 15 lbs so far, but I want to lose another 15. But I look and feel a lot better. We're going to Florida for spring break on April 1st, and I'm going to have to buy a new bikini. And maybe some new jeans.

Peanutbuttercup Perfection from Cold Stone Creamery; chocolate icecream, Reese's peanutbutter cups, peanutbutter, and fudge in a waffle bowl. Soooo fattening, but sooooooo good.

Ok, I was trying to post a cute graphic, but it won't work, so, Happy St. Patrick's Day! Don't drink too much green beer, cause thats nasty. I luuurrv ya'll.

Ferrets and bunnies are really really cute, but oh, so nasty. Their cages have to be cleaned every day because they poo so much and it is stank! When we lived with Mustard's brother in Florida, his girlfriend (who lived with us) had a ferret and that dern thing was a mess. But they are very cute and cuddly and fun to play with if you don't mind all that poo.

I have two dogs; a chocolate lab/pitbull mix named Amber, and a standard poodle named Bella. And one certifiably insane cat named Clementine. Some of you may remember Amber from FF'04. She was the one begging for everyone's food.

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Are you familiar with the phrase, " T.M.I." ?

You could never meet a nicer, safer, more fun bunch of people, Ebil. You're as safe with us as in your own home.

Dude, all the information about FragFest is right here on the GC forums and the FF website. Sit yor parents down and show it to them. Tell them about the precautions we take to prohibit underage drinking, if they're concerned about that. It's not our responsibility to talk your parents into letting you come. But thats not to say that we wouldn't be available for your parents to come to with their concerns. But ultimatly you have to get yourself there. If you have to fly, thats fine. We'll pick you up and get you back to the airport on time. But I don't see any one of us calling your folks and begging them to let you come. I would be freaked out if some 30 something year old person that I don't know from Adam called me up and asked me to trust them with my son. Thats counterproductive, don't you think? Duke made this good point. I think that shows we're trying to help. Use it. Other than that, I don't know what to tell you.