I wish my cat did cute, fru-fru silly kitty things like lay in sinks. Instead she's just crazy.
She does stuff like attack the dogs, which are about six times her size. Or take a piece of dogfood out of the bowl and play with it. Then she'll go tearing through the house and jump onto the side of the couch or mattress, just hanging there sideways with her head and tail whipping around, pupals as big as if she were on something. Maybe she has a stash of catnip that I don't know about.