Chief

ya...there's only one map that I know of with a middle high. I didn't mean to be tricky. Middle high, to the best of my memory is only on Dust2 and runs over CT spawn. There is a "catwalk" that is commonly referred to as middle high. It runs over a ramp in the middle of the map. When terrorists rush middle high, they go up a couple of steps toward site A. It didn't occur to me that people wouldn't know what middle high was--especially ones that have played as much as us--sorry for the confusion (which I added to by saying dust above). Chief now I'm going crazy trying to think of any other map that has a middle high...i'm not coming up with one??? >>>>>your hard time worked...I drove myself mad trying to figure how big of a noobie nublet McNewb I was that I couldn't figure out which map you were talking about!

...de_dust2. Chief

Last minute modifications and tweaks result in an accurized custom 1911 being added to 1.6 as a $975 option for both CT and T. Me and LongHair (CT) against 2 MwR, 2 DLM, 2 Mmmm (T) We set up an ambush at middle high...LH sets up the shield and I am crouched behind him. A flash is tossed by the T as they rush up the stairs. I pop up over the shield and score two head shots with 5 bullets, crouch and reload. LongHair drops the shield pulls out his 1911 and strafes left unloading his clip and dropping two more T. He jumps over the wall hoping to hide in spawn, is hit and dies as he lands too hard on the ground. As he is strafing left, I stay crouched and catch the last two T with 3 shots to the chest and head each. Counter Terrorists Win! Chief 13 hp 48 armor and Fatty making a movie of it set to More Human than Human (white zombie). C H I E F

LoL. Nice tower of powet that is funnt. Butt I have a questiot. When I press my screen shot key (F1) I get a window for CS desktop...I haven't been able to take a screen shot in a while. Any help? Chief

I was of course just kiddin about the black list...I was just pokin fun at me having read that darned Clicky! Chief

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<travels back in time and edits Bugs' smiley> congrats... Chief

!!! Heater hose made in USA !!! w00t Chief

you're not getting my Bud Light. Chief

<---Might be cheating since the topic is closed...but since I read the damned thing, I've got to say: You sick, twisted commie. "Nobody should be in charge" "it's not _yours_ it's ours!" GAG!!! Surrrrre. Gimme your car! It's not yours! I want it more than you! Gimme gimme gimme! It's the root of all evil and the fundamental flaw in communism. It is NOT yours. Make it or buy and it's yours. Otherwise, you're just a guest. Do you pay to be here? Have you sent Fat a check? Is mom getting a kickback for doing things behind the scenes? Where is this server and who is funding it? If you don't get along, and can't get past that, then go find another sandbox. Or maybe try funding one yourself. Until then, the man says welcome aboard until such time... I strongly encourage everyone to read Atlas Shrugged. Especially if you think anything other than the community is "ours." Um...and "nice hair cut"? And I'm fat, but what does that have to do with being mature, a dictator, or an abusive admin? Property rights, my friend, property rights. Welcome to America, you're free to pay your own way. GL HF Chief <adds zwieh and nitemare to black list>

GL HF Chief j/k...Congrats!

I was at a bar having drinks with the girl I am now with***we were not together yet, this was the proposal for a first date***. She had an excercise class before we met and I asked her to go camping. She said yes...and I was like ROCK! So we drank a couple of drinks and she said she was going to go home and take a shower. Well a bunch of people come in and buy me drinks and shots and I return the favor. I don't remember much because all the sudden I was blacked out drunk. The next thing I really remember is having my eyes closed and thinking "hey, there's something in my mouth" I tried getting it out and opened my eyes. It was a girl. Then I'm like, "hey, there's something in my pants." This girl was manually manipulating my member up my shorts. The girl I am with now (Katie) was sitting at the table watching! I was blacked out drunk and Katie took my keys so I couldn't drive home and told the girl to leave me alone. Needless to say we didn't go camping and it was a couple of months before we got on track as a couple. But that's not the embarrassing part that makes me blush. I went to Katie's house (her dad is a Prof at Purdue by coincidence) and on her fridge (she lives with her parents) is a whitewash message board. On it, there is a note about me getting a hand[shake]. Her whole family knew. Needless to say, nothing has ever been that difficult to laugh off and try to maintain any sense of dignity. Chief

I need a guest speaker this afternoon. Preferably someone who is bored and enjoys playing video games in their spare time? It would be convenient if they were from a major metropolitan area in the midwest. Chicago would be ideal. Gee, I don't know, but if you fit this discription Magruter, have your boss call me! Chief

Avg ping times from 32 bytes sent four times and averaged\ CAMPUS | HOME DSL | HOME CABLE 112 | TBD | I can't connect for the past couple days 85 | TBD | since getting hacked, but my cable modem 36 | TBD | is constantly receiving info. 36 | TBD | 61 | TBD | 61 | TBD | 60 | TBD | 35 | TBD | 35 | TBD | 35 | TBD | from campus. I'll do it again at home when I get there. It's peak usage hours prolly here on campus. I'll edit this post and put the new numbers on the right so that it doesn't get crazy long. Cable is down, but DSL is fine right now. Chief

Your bro-in-law and I would get along. If I go somewhere and they have pepsi, I ask for Dr. Pepper. If they don't have that, I drink water. I'm not paying to drink that commie, upstart, second-rate, can't-mix-it-with-booze, choice of a new generation swill. I'd brew coffee in an old west spitoon and serve it at Thanksgiving before I would PAY for a poopsi. And if that's all you can offer when I'm a guest, you'd better have cold water. I grew up in Texas where every "soda" or "pop" (I hate that word) is called a Coke..."Would you like a Coke with that, dear?" says the waitress. "We have Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer..." COKE!!! And LongHair's older bro PREFERS to have his softdrinks flat--I mean like days old. Chief

If you're talking about Johns Hopkins, it is in Baltimore, MD. But I know nothing about one in OH. Chief

I was working in Chicago and on lunch. I was meeting a girl for lunch that day and we were going out after work to do some museums and the such so I was especially sharp dressed. We ate, went to Marshall Field's and browsed and separated for me to return for the home stretch until the end of the day. The side walks were packed with lunch hour traffic and I was right on Jeweler's Row. There were a bunch of pidgeons on the ground eating cigarette buts and bumming for change. They caught my eye because there were quite a few of them. Then one took off. It was flying low to the ground and toward me barely trying to gain altitude. It was gaining speed but not altitude. And coming right for me. I registered this. And kept watching. At the last minute I dove to the ground, on the sidewalk, in my nice clothes, in rush hour traffic. I heard the pidgeon fly past me and looked up. People were staring and laughing. I was like, "that bird almost hit me." A lady said, "I saw that!" and kept walking. I got up and went to work with dirty clothes and a bruised ego. I dodged the bird and have had a great story ever since. Chief

Currently a Continuing Lecturer in the Department of Communication at Purdue University. At the end of this year, the plan is to move back up to Chicago for a job offer from 2+ years ago with Starcom as a media analyst. http://www.starcomworldwide.com I've been trying to find a community college that offers gunsmithing, but I cannot. That would be a very fun job to me! Customizing/accurizing 1911's. Chief

LongHair has me in "social James Bond" mode. I prefer to think of my self as "007 James Bond." I look great in a tux (big but great), but a balaclava and a .45 really bring out my eyes. Chief

1176 posts, rev...what happened in the year 1176? http://www.dellarco.com/ontarget/bodies/blind.html *I* am Chief

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I dropped the image. Sorry, I got carried away with the ability to customize. My _American's Creed_ quote is pretty borderline (worked with the pledge of allegiance post). Lemme know and I'll come up with something quick. In the mean time, I'll start looking around, just in case. Chief

How many posts do you have to have to get the UMP added to your forum icon? I'm a hostie for now, my goal is to get the UMP. I haven't been able to find someone with one...maybe it isn't even available. Just wondering...trying to rack up some posts Chief<---I'm one of the folks that signs their name

Now that's generousity for ya! <looks at Kurtz post time> <does the math. 30 or so words, almost thirty minutes> yeah, he prolly started at about the right time. Chief

<---aHHHHhhh! Scratches head and realizes he'll be driving alone. Yes my leather Lazyboy dual reclining couch will come in QUITE handy me thinks<snicker snkicker snicker> My dad was director of international sales for AlliedSignal's avionics and he didn't give me much more than a couple of late birthday cards. Got $50k in student loans to prove it. Flying? no. All he's good for is having affairs and leaving. Well, I guess he did call the SWAT team in on me once...seriously. Who brought up parents paying? Now I'm mad at Mmmms cuz I can't cuss in an appropriate situation. For those playing at home, please reference your dictionary's slang section for alternatives to fishsticks beginning with the same letter. That's him. Chief