anonymo July 18, 2005 Share anonymo Member July 18, 2005 <Mo walks in, frowns at beerless fridge, frowns at 6 month old girly magazines, frowns at sweat stain on couch, looks around for a clean section of wall worthy of leaning against> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 26, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 26, 2005 <Flushes toilet, walks out of restroom. Sees Mo leaning up against the wall, coated in dust. Asks him how long he's been there and if he'd heard any noises comming from the bathroom.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 28, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 28, 2005 <Wondering why this place is so miskept, walks over to phone and dials some friends and says "GET IN HERE AND LIVEN THIS PLACE UP!!! plz> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 28, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 28, 2005 <Gets Brillow's call and decides to come over and see what's up. Walks in and notices the most foul odour in the air. Holds breath, quickly opens the bathroom door, turns on the fan, and slams the door. Steals Mo's shirt, puts it over the sweat stains on the couch, sits down and turns on the tube.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 28, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 28, 2005 <Shoots a sideways glance at Scuba and shakes head. Goes over to closet and grabs vacume cleaner, plugs it in, and procedes to vacume the area around the couch....constantly.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 28, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 28, 2005 <Glares at Brillow, gets up off couch, unplugs vacuum, turns TV up, and sits back down.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 29, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 29, 2005 <Gets up off of the couch, stretches and yawns, and starts looking for beer money in the couch.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X September 29, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member September 29, 2005 <Inside the couch he sees the cushion open up with Scuba staring at him. In the awkward moment, he slowly recloses the cushion> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 29, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 29, 2005 <Realizing Cowboy got stuffed there last time he mouthed off to Fatty, pulls Cowboy out from the couch and hooks up an IV to his dehydrated body.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 29, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 29, 2005 <Notices an old gummy bear stuck to Cowboy's back. Pulls it off and looks around. Notices that Mo is snoring against the wall so sticks gummy bear on Mo's forehead.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX September 29, 2005 Share NOFX Member September 29, 2005 (edited) <Busts in the door with a case of Bud Light and yells "Ladies Ladies Ladies, NOFX is in the hiiiiizzzzzhouse", then throw up in my mouth because of the awful stank. After gathering myself, I quickly realize there are no ladies, so I sit quietly on the couch with my shirt pulled over my nose> Edited September 29, 2005 by NOFX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X September 29, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member September 29, 2005 <After being rehydrated, I walk into the bathroom to clean myself up. Opening up a stall, I see the Cookie Monster staring at me. In another awkward moment, I steal his cookie dough and run out of the bathroom with him chasing after me> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 29, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 29, 2005 <Waits till NOFX is distracted by Cowboy's dash from the bathroom then grabs two beers. Chugs one beer, burps loudly, walks over to Mo and perches the empty on top of his head. Reaches over and hands the second bottle to Brillow.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 30, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 30, 2005 <Twists off the cap with my forearm and chugs the first few gulps of the icy cold nectar. Looks over to see what Ak0Mg0 is up to and ponder why NOFX thought there were ladies here....cause I told him it was a saugsage fest unless he brings the girls.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX September 30, 2005 Share NOFX Member September 30, 2005 <As I get up to grab a another beer, I see a furry blue creature looking around as if he is missing something, I then decide it will be fun to see if I can catch it> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 30, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 30, 2005 <Starts to laugh as NOFX tears after the stricken Cookie Monster and wonders how NOFX can even stay on his feet in his condition. Tells Scuba that he should probably call the rehab center and get C.M. checked back in before he gets hurt.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX September 30, 2005 Share NOFX Member September 30, 2005 (edited) <wakes up on the floor in the back room and can't decide which is worse, that my arm is around the cookie monster and he is snuggling on me, or the fact that I just realized I soiled the sheets> Edited September 30, 2005 by NOFX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X September 30, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member September 30, 2005 <After making a phone call, I wait for a few minutes. In 3 minutes a dodge ram slams through the wall. Out of the truck steps Walker Texas Ranger. I look at Walker and point out the fact that there's a front door. He shrugs his shoulders and I show him the cookie dough. We both exchange nods for about 5 minutes...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 30, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 30, 2005 <Having flashbacks from One Day In Wonderland 1, I start screaming at the top of my lungs and I cling the nearest chair leg....and I think I just peed myself.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs September 30, 2005 Share TheBugs Member September 30, 2005 <walks in in and takes the cookie dough then bolts out the door> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X October 1, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member October 1, 2005 <Chuck convinces me to go after the cookie dough. He tells me to use the front door so he can back outside. When I open the door, in front of me is the Burger King mascot. He hands me a burger and I check the ingredients. Seeing the ones I want, I point him to the direction of NOFX and C.M. Seeing Brillow looks bored, I grab him and put him in the back of the truck. Chuck starts driving...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX October 1, 2005 Share NOFX Member October 1, 2005 <Chases after truck T2 style and hops in the bed, so where we goin guys?> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head October 2, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member October 2, 2005 <The rush of the air dries my pee soaked jeans as I am yoinked into the back of the pickup truck, but surcomb to another soil attack when I see NOFX dive into the truck on top of me. I answer NOFX: "Well, I'm going to the bathroom....again.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 2, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder October 2, 2005 <Fatty, seeing the obvious waste of good air and space going on in Wonderland, is shown here directing as Mini makes some improvements to the above described residence> <The group in the truck, also seen fleeing in the bottom right, never notices> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan October 3, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member October 3, 2005 <Hear's a loud crash as the front of the house caves in. Runs for the back door, realizes Mo is still passed out against the wall, runs back and drags him by the feet out the back door. Peeks around the corner and sees a mean looking biker dude with Mmmm tattooed on his head. Runs for his life.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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