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sharks v. predators on fox sports net. rumor has it outdoor life network (OLN) is carrying a game tonite, too.

 

i need to h4x0r my dish network card to get the nhl center ice ticket....otherwise i'll only get sportscenter highlights of the red wings :(

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If Quebec separates they don't only lose their name but their arena (Bell Center) is gone too...along with everything else...oh I'd love to see them try it...remember the last time? The 10 mile line of armored trucks carrying money out of Montreal the night of the referendum...priceless (literally)

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Just so there is no confusion about just how badly the Leafs SUCK

 

Ouch...just for that cheap shot

 

What do the Canadiens and the Titanic have in common?

-they both look good until they hit the ice

 

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

 

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

 

• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

• Canadians plant gardens.

 

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

 

• Californians shiver uncontrollably.

• Canadians Sunbathe.

 

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

 

• Italian Cars won't start

• Canadians drive with the windows down

 

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

 

• Distilled water freezes

• Canadian water get thicker.

 

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

 

• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

 

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

 

• Hollywood disintegrates.

• Canadians rent some videos.

 

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

 

• Mt. St. Helens freezes.

• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

 

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

 

• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

 

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

 

• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

 

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

 

• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

 

• Hell freezes over.

• The Canadiens win the Stanley Cup.

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

 

Hahahaha...nice one Mo, but I think we all know what the real last line of that joke should say  ;)

 

When was it that the Leafs last one the cup? Whats that you say? Really? 1967!?!  :o

 

Can you say...BoSox?

 

Cya in 2053 then Mo! Maybe they'll let us watch the game in the retirement home :biglaugha:

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oh thank god hockey is back...a real sport that takes skill to play...and no over payed cry babies that get put on the DL if they have a hang nail (no lie) what year was it when marc recchi played 6hrs after having all 4 of his wisdom teeth pulled...1999? i know i might get some crap for this...and i must say after playing 15 years of hockey...can you skate on less then 1/4 inch of steel...can you keep your head up and handle the puck...stop on a dime and pick the corner on a guy that gives you no room to do it!!?? its called skill...anyone can shoot a basket...run with a football and swing a bat...so welcome to a real sport!! oh and GO CANUCKS!!!!!

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oh thank god hockey is back...a real sport that takes skill to play...and no over payed cry babies that get put on the DL if they have a hang nail (no lie) what year was it when marc recchi played 6hrs after having all 4 of his wisdom teeth pulled...1999? i know i might get some crap for this...and i must say after playing 15 years of hockey...can you skate on less then 1/4 inch of steel...can you keep your head up and handle the puck...stop on a dime and pick the corner on a guy that gives you no room to do it!!?? its called skill...anyone can shoot a basket...run with a football and swing a bat...so welcome to a real sport!! oh and GO CANUCKS!!!!!

:unsure:

 

where the puck did you come from? :lol2:

 

*ehem* welcome!

 

GO WINGS

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