Nerds

[Mossad]

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops

for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door

saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits

down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of

nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he

drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is

hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and

serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in

with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of

pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,

without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The

truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to

worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in

season now. You don't even need a license, he said.

So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and

heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident,

and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out

all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,

grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and

programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't

let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the

bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of

them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps

out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said,

"What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."

"Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."

[discom]

lol... nice one

[MrDuke]

<Sees Lunk in the crowd, hunting for a PC>

[Shazz]

hahahahahaha

[discom]

<Sees Lunk in the crowd, hunting for a PC>

[Xterminator]

LOL

[GOrnE]

Rofl, good one.

[meherdmann]

Funny stuff!

[Allanon]

ROFL!