Fairweather December 13, 2007 Share Fairweather Member December 13, 2007 Little Known Christmas Fact Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?" And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo December 14, 2007 Share anonymo Member December 14, 2007 ROFL!!! I like, because that's usually how I feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler December 14, 2007 Share boiler Member December 14, 2007 ROFL!!! I like, because that's usually how I feel you usually feel like you've got a tree shoved up your.... uh..... nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostoften December 14, 2007 Share lostoften Member December 14, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather December 15, 2007 Author Share Fairweather Member December 15, 2007 hahahahahaha oh zzzzziinngg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo December 18, 2007 Share anonymo Member December 18, 2007 Oh boiler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler December 18, 2007 Share boiler Member December 18, 2007 Oh boiler... come on, you had to know it was coming! You set yourself up there, that's pitching underhand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohawk December 18, 2007 Share mohawk Member December 18, 2007 Oh boiler... come on, you had to know it was coming! You set yourself up there, that's pitching underhand! i thought mo is usually the catcher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo December 18, 2007 Share anonymo Member December 18, 2007 Oh boiler... come on, you had to know it was coming! You set yourself up there, that's pitching underhand! i thought mo is usually the catcher? I was, this time the ball hit me in the face. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler December 19, 2007 Share boiler Member December 19, 2007 Oh boiler... come on, you had to know it was coming! You set yourself up there, that's pitching underhand! i thought mo is usually the catcher? I was, this time the ball hit me in the face. /thread close this thread NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly December 20, 2007 Share dragonfly Member December 20, 2007 WOW TMI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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