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My girlfriend agrees with me that this little clip from the Mario Brothers review thing makes us feel very very old, when we really shouldn't...

 

 

 

EGM: What do you think of those graphics?

 

Niko: In those days it was like, "Whoaâ€â€awesome!" But now…it's no Splinter Cell.

 

EGM: In those days? What days are those?

 

Becky: My mom and dad's days.

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LOL...my list of fav's:

 

My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line.
Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, happy, but cool. Oh, 300 points. That's it? All you get is points? That's lame. Can't you do something with the umbrella?

 

I don't see how this has anything remotely to do with football.
Nothing blows up.

 

My mom and dad's days.
Maybe another movie company that didn't want you to like E.T. made this game.

 

But you can get this game on a cell phone. Why would you want to pay for it in an arcade?
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E.T: Sheldon: No! No! Not E.T.! Kill! Kill! Kill E.T.! Glock E.T.!

 

E.T: Andrew: The point of E.T. is to see how bad they can tinkle you off...

 

Ping Pong: Brian: I saw a documentary on this. The game was so popular in arcades that it got jammed up with quarters.

 

Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops.

 

Ping- Pong: John: Tim, how could you miss that? It was going like 1 m.p.h.

lol Funny!

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ok, these kids must be brainwashed,

i am 12(13 in 9 days yea!) and i LOVE pong,super mario bros, tetris donkey kong, star wars

 

i grew up on that stuff, yea these new games are better in graphics, but its nothing like the original.

 

they could go around asking 12 or 13 year olds what games they grew up on

 

me it was

 

Zelda(ahhh great game!!) star wars, donkey kong, all of the super marios,double dragon(on sega)

sonic(ahh another classic) pong, tetris,space invaders rules all, PAC-MAN(WHO COULDNT LOVE PAC-MAN!)

and so many more, now all this new stupid stuff comes out and they all go bye-bye

 

if you want to play old games for older systems. go to www.freeroms.com i think it is

 

you dl something and you can play old games

 

my friend has it and he has another great game

 

Zombies Ate MY Neiborghs(sp?)

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Great article. But Seanbaby's writing for EGM was much funnier. You guys should check that stuff out sometime. He also did E3 coverage for Gameinformer and GMR. That dude's awsome when it comes to video games.

 

www.seanbaby.com

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