*strolls in whistling random tune, looking at the ceiling*
So uh...
Hmmm. How do I put this? I uh...I bought it. Thought you might have noticed me playing in on the PS3 the other day? Guess not.
To sum it up, here is an actual conversation between my cousin (who lives with me) and I.
Cousin(upon coming upstairs from the basement): What the hell are you doing?
Me: Uh...playing a game?
Cousin: Bullcrap, are you watching that Japanese hentai porn crap?
Me: Whaaaa?
Cousin(still not within sight of the screen): I've been standing at the bottom of the stairs for 5 minutes, you're <don't make me say it> aren't you?
Me: What the heck are you talking about? I'm playing FFXIII
Cousin: They have porn games now? That's messed up.
TV: UGH, AHHH, SIGH, UGH, OHHHH, TEEEHEEE
Me: Ok...actually yes, I'm watching Japanese anime porn, let's go with that.
I'm going to say...don't bother. It's a great game, big improvement over FFX and FFXII but the level of cheese has been cranked to maximum.