Whitney

That is the longest post i have ever seen in the history of Whitney seeing posts, i scrolled for like an hour omh, i can't read that.

OooOoH my new egg is prettty....oooooohhhh aaAaaahhh since my old one is goign to be just a charred burnt egg

Ok so i woke up like 20 min ago right and the clock next to my bed said it was 12:45 and i was like ok ok, its 12:45 gives me time to go school. Then i realized it was all dark and gloomy outside, i was like what the ****. So i went potty thinking hey, maybe my eyes just haven't adjusted yet...but no...i went back to the window and it was like super dark and gloomy and i was like....uuuhhhh. I seriously thought it was like the end of the world, i was blaming it on Global warming....i was freaked out dude. I called my mom at work but no one answered...that didn't help my situation at all, i thought they all died! So i called my b/f and he was like laughing at me out loud was like Whitney, its not 12:45 and i was like yes it is and he was like baby, its 6pm. and i was like WHAT! he was like yea, i've been over to ur house before work, and when your mom was their on her lunch break. I was like no you weren't i would have acknowledged you, i don't remember you being here, and he was all like, but you did, you opened ur eyes and everything. At this point i was so freaked out. It was horrible. To make a long story short....my clock by my bed will be getting thrown out here pretty soon and will be replaced, im so glad i didn't have to work today.... So Stressful.

*shoots discombobulated in face with deagle* How Dare You! You can't surf anyway.

Bah, I guess Ill have to wait until the morning IT IS THE MORNING! AARRRGHHHH *shoots yomamma in head with deagle* stupid eggs!

what! where's my pwnsome little hatchling!

I think im gonna die from excitement......

DU! DU HAST! DU HAST MICH! i was on a du hast song kick senior year for like a month. i know all the words. omh omh dont' get me started

cool beans.

saw that on jokaroo. i was just talking about that with my b/f last night. I saw that a couple days ago. It wasn't really that funny, but i just couldn't stop watching it.

"Pimptress said i should wear this, I look good eh?" *cats eye bulge out in shock and gets ready to make a run for it*

I like it when you shave...lol...

Shutup, stop being a pest.

Yes, i saw that on jokaroo.com. I thought it was pretty awesome how he got ran over by that car. It was awesome. How his body flew threw the air like a puppet only to be run over by a car going 70mph. Pure ownage right there. Wish i could see his body after that one. Just Beautiful.

I want mine to be a koala.

Thats Horrible.....

I'll have to disagree with you about Linkin Park, of course they're collaboration with Jay-Z was not the best, many of their songs are done quite well. But i guess you do have the right to your opinion.

Lol awww poor witt. I"m sorry im just a pimptress, but don't feel bad, lots of people are starting to disreguard me and not really talk to me alot anymore, so your time is coming as the better wit. lol. <3

I hope that is a joke. So do i, thats just horrible. Are you sure she wasn't just joshin with you? I mean don't u learn that in like the 4th or 5th grade? Is she blonde? It might help the situation not to be as depressing if she was blonde.

Did he get confused with a country in africa? lol thats what i thought he would have thought NuT- He didn't even know it was a country.

i got 11/33, i guess being Somewhat intelligent is fine w/me.

So i was playing Jen Rummy with my mom and i went into the kitchen to get some tropical punch kool-aid (yummy). My stepbrother came in and my mom was like "Doug you look like a person from Ethiopia with those hoops in your ears" and can u even guess what he said! "Whats Ethiopia?" Ok, he is in the 8th grade, almost highschool! and he doesn't know what or where Ethiopia is! I immediatly had to go tell my genius brother playin on the DS. And all he could say was "wow". Then i went into my moms bedroom to tell his dad, and he was just shook his head and said "doesn't surprise me". I called my boyfriend to tell him and he just couldn't stop laughing! I mean, oh my holiness! We're gonna be givin him crud about this his whole life. You know what his excuse was! "They never went over stuff like that in school!" o m g guys o m g