Peckles

Toilet paper is more effective than paper toilet.

Tonight I found out to my cost that it is apparently not very romantic to compare one's partner's nose to the husk of a long-dead Goomba.

Tried some new pants. Left me breathless.

Vote for me! I threw a brick at a swan!

We've regurgitated Rihanna's 'Umbrella': http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

Welcome to the Sar Chasm. We're sooo glad you're here.

Went for a walk. It was delicious.

Went to an animal preserve. It went well on my toast.

Went to board meeting. Fell asleep.

When a zoologist needs to to his taxes, he consults his adder.

When bleached hair grows out, it looks like an old banana.

When cornered, employ irrational insults.

Whenever I wear pants my legs run out of breath

Winter ales are coming.

wishes he were an elephant so he could stuff food in his mouth with his nose.

Would it be weird to bring deviled eggs to a church function?

Yay! New song! It's about getting an arrow to the knee! http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

Yeah, I can read palms. After I've written something on them.

You don't just get cremated. You've got to urn it.

You have lovely wife. Both very pretty.

You have lovely wife. Both very pretty.

You have to watch out for dyslexics holding gnus.

You know what your baby looks like? Every other freaking baby.

You look scared. Is it because I'm nude?

Yyyaaaaaawwwwnnnnn