I used to be a cable guy in my previous profession and at one of my service calls there was this lady who loved to talk. What I remember most was the story she told about her daughter.
Okay here it is. The mothers tire on her car had been slowly leaking air for a while and she had put off repairing it. Early one morning as she was getting ready to go to work, she asked her daughter to go outside and check the tire to make sure there was enough air in it for her to get to work. The daughter said sure. Time passed and the mom wondered what was the deal with the tire, so she looked around house and found her daughter and asked her about it. The daughter said, "Oh yeah the tire is fine. Only the bottom half of the tire is flat." She was 16 years old.....