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MattKemp

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  1. Guess who just got out of Boot Camp? This guy!! Currently sharing internet with several people, and through wireless through a laptop. No bueno :(

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Thanks guys, I appreciate it, and look forward to playing all the games again!

       

      And yeah, it is Seaman hahaha

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  2. Yo Matt. I read your post about joining the Navy. You picked a great rate. Im an ET myself and am almost 1/2 way through power school. If you need any advice or pro tips on getting through the pipeline there is nobody better to ask than a fellow Nuke.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      I'll for sure do that, thanks man :)

  3. Tired of working, I need a vacation!

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      So bust the guy so you don't have to be undercover forever!!

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  4. You've gotta kill it before it sucks someone's brains out!

  5. You've gotta kill it before it sucks someone's brains out!

  6. 1st match of the 8v8 l4d2 tournament in ~3hrs: see twitch.tv/biggsgc

  7. My girlfriend hands me her cell phone and says: "it's my dad". "Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!" I threw it on the ground!!

  8. My girlfriend hands me her cell phone and says: "it's my dad". "Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!" I threw it on the ground!!

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Wow, she must think you're stupid, but your just not a part of her system! I mean, your dad is clearly not a phone!! Duh!!

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  9. Taking the day off work to buy some food with my £10 lottery win

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      He won ten BACONS?!?! What kind of lottery is this?! ...Considering moving to England now.....haha :)

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  10. Taking the day off work to buy some food with my £10 lottery win

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      He won ten BACONS?!?! What kind of lottery is this?! ...Considering moving to England now.....haha :)

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  11. HEELZ JAEH!!! yuri jammin out lika boss..... with gen in the background WEWT!!!

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Eternal damnation, Aye! Forthwith, I am listening to my music and frolicking along, while a General observes in the background. MIRTH!

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  12. Walking Dead was awesome. Wish I had a time machine so I could fast forward to next Sunday.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Hey if you do get that time machine, could you PM me all the Super Bowl winners of the next 20 years?

       

      Thanks bro, I owe you one :P

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  13. I can't say Taken 2 without thinking Tekken 2.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Apparently in that movie he just goes back to finish off everyne that didn't die in the first one

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  14. It's the Kemp Challenge - You're not allowed to pick up a primary weapon

  15. It's the Kemp Challenge - You're not allowed to pick up a primary weapon

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      When you play, I'm sure it is. When I play, it becomes...something of an art form

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  16. Lol, best I ever did. http://db.tt/6Qf3HYyk

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      thats right, we have a BF3 server, huh?

      I think I should play it

       

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  17. Didn't spit and die last night. Had nightmares all night.

  18. The NFL has now become a team based pro wrestling league...

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      +1, and don't hate the replacement referees. Blame the people *cough Goodell and owners* that continue the lockout. I feel bad for those guys

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  19. I announce my candidacy for president in 2012. My platform: No more L4D drama.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Typical politician. writing checks with their mouth they can't cash

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  20. GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      No....I appreciate the enthusiasm, but it is I, Matt Kemp, who is back

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  21. Winter is coming.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      I think you think that I think that you thought I understood what you said

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  22. Winter is coming.

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      Or we could hire some guys in black to dedicate their lives to stop her

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