MattKemp

I see now why I take sabbaticals from L4D....Still, it was nice to see 6, Cake, and Nerdy again!!!<3

I see now why I take sabbaticals from L4D....Still, it was nice to see 6, Cake, and Nerdy again!!!<3

Guess who just got out of Boot Camp? This guy!! Currently sharing internet with several people, and through wireless through a laptop. No bueno

Zombir Run in Temecula!!! Super fun!!!! Pictures to follow

It's the Kemp Challenge - You're not allowed to pick up a primary weapon

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!

has to play....can't...resist the urge....must...kill...zombies....must...kill...Meng...

My six month hiatus on video games starts - well, it started last week haha.....See you guys on the gamesies January 1st

is officially on vacation (until next Monday) for the first time since 2009!!!! I know!!! Woot woot!!!

"It was just us in the whole place and we were just going room to room - just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls, sweating, our shirts filthy. We were just dirty, stinky boys, you know?"

I just met Clayton Kershaw after the Dodgers game tonight, y'know, we talked for like five minutes....AWESOME!!!

I just met Clayton Kershaw after the Dodgers game tonight, y'know, we talked for like five minutes....AWESOME!!!

"A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect, every action in this world will bear a consequence.If you wade around forever you will surely drown, I see what's going down."

"Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?""I was part of something special."

"[name]? You saying [name2]'s innocent? I mean *for real* innocent?""Yeah, it looks that way.""Sweet Jesus. How long's he been in here?""Since '47, what is that...19 years."

"Naughty little fly, Why does it cry, Caught in a web, Soon to be... eaten!"

1:"Have you ever had sex, [name]?"2:"..D-did [name] in accounting put you up to this?"1:"Because somehow I can't imagine the blind, vegan, beef salesman having sex."2:"Listen, I'm-I'm trying to help you, sir-"1:"You're trying to help me? the blind beef salesman is trying to help me. I'm actually starting to feel pretty bad for you, [name]. Because I look at my life, and it is surrounded by so much beauty, and you can't see poop! Is that fair? Does that seem fair to you, [name]? Do you eve...

"There was a FIREFIGHT!"

Clean up on aisle 5."

"There's a calm surrender, to the rush of day; when the heat of the rolling world can be turned away."

"If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.""Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone."

"I am not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me!"

"Do you speaka any English?!"

"John Beckwith: We lost so many good men out there.""Playing with the Yankees?""Yes, with the Yankees you loose good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."

"You think you can do that?""[name], I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here."