MattKemp

"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." -"a hospital? What is it?" - "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now"

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Is this a rhetorical question?

I got me some !talpachallenge applesauce

has to play....can't...resist the urge....must...kill...zombies....must...kill...Meng...

Yuri's BACK!!!! alittle red but mostly tanned and ready to kick some anus LETS DO THIS

My six month hiatus on video games starts - well, it started last week haha.....See you guys on the gamesies January 1st

Someone once asked me, "What's this 'Settler's of Catan' business all about?" I told them it had everything that's good in a board game. You roll dice, you pick up cards, and you get to yell at other people!

Going camping for a few days, have fun everyone! Tahoe here I come.

"It was just us in the whole place and we were just going room to room - just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls, sweating, our shirts filthy. We were just dirty, stinky boys, you know?"

A quick update: 15 more lbs and I hit my goal.

ok so yuri has poison ivy.... which is one of the reasons why ive been away... other than d3... so any ideas i can do to get rid of this other than getting stabbed on the booty cheek with steroids (ouch)

What a wonderful thunderstorm this morning

Decided to go to Taco Bell at midnight after work. There were nine cars in front of me in the drive-thru. lolwth

Do we have a Walking Dead Forum here?

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

You ever spend a night in a Turkish prison?

This quote is a little obscure, but I believe in you guys:"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?""Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone."

This quote is a little obscure, but I believe in you guys:"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?""Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone."

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

I welcome criticism. Please PM me if you've got any for me.

I know what I'm gonna be playing for a while. The Diablo 3 beta

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

I am sick as a dog. 102 fever and hurting all over. Hopefully its not the.... not the........ BRAIIINNNNNNSSSS.

If I had a million dollars...