JackieChan

1. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. 2. The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it? I thought this was a hard one: 3.The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gadsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... " 4. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

kinda harsh, dont you think?

I got it off of file planet. Its around 100 megs I suggest you guys take a look at it. It found it funny as... well.. anything! the link is here http://www.fileplanet.com/download.aspx?f=116355

he can do what you cant, thats why you like him

My favorite movies: Billy Maddison Happy Gilmore Rush Hour1 and 2 and last but not least the best movie i've seen: Battle Royale

thanks fatty I'll check it out

If you guys are interested, you could join my new forum I started yesterday. If advertising is agaisnt the rules, then I may have missed the memo and I appologize. Its located here... FAZ

a place called a "store"

I never had that problem apparently. The game just crashed once on me and it wasnt on the car chase (BTW it was a fun chase....). I beat it on easy and planning on doing it again. I could if you guys wanted me to, get some screenies on here from SP.

I played that game, i'm level 35 or 36 or something like that. I got free addy stuff and a rune long sword. I stopped playing that game because i wanted to get into smelting, but it ticked me off because it takes too long

Or, their mail look nicer and more detailed If you know how to put such stuff on your computer like video cards etc, then just buy a cheap vid card (one better than yours tho...) and install it when your parents are out. Unless you cant do such a thing...

Task Force, Strike First [TFSF]

its kicks... uhh you know ., i already beat it a week ago, hell, it was awesome

1. No voice comm 2. You can respawn right away after you die 3. I think there are only offical ones at the moment. 4. No, only in SP but in a couple missions... 5. DLM and DOH own the server. The IP is 66.90.70.242:28961. Go in game and select favorites and goto add favorites.

hope you dont get stuck in a retirement home... happy birthday!

I say CoD. Its fun. (what a compelling argument...)

plus, you dont have to worry about not getting a kill. You always do.

thanks *EDIT i figured out how before i read your post just now... sorry

The Discression Arrises [TDA] although i dont know what it means...

whats the name of the stupid SERVER?! plz?

I join you guys, i have it. Just one question, whats the server name?

how do you search for a server?

blue........

I wonder if you can use a mic to talk.. doubt it... I'll join the server when i can.

welcommmme.... look forward to playin wit you