Time to bring this back (makes no sense - but it is about Peanut)
Last night Peanut was sitting in his armchair rocking away thinking about the numerous times hes been killed by the infected especially those damn jockeys when suddenly .... Elias showed up from now where and pounced him with a hunter .... hurting and still rocking in armchair ... peanut screamed "oh my Elias please let this not be the end" .... and then a tank (most likely controled by one of the aforementione ladies) punched the armchair from behind, sending both peanut and elias flying several yards away towards... Santa Claus who came tumbling down his chimney! Oh yes, he is real indeed. Peanut suddenly rushed to Santa so he can sit on his lap. Santa Claus asked Peanut what he wanted for Christmas. That's when Peanut answered.... (Liv cringed while she/he watched the hit) ... But he was not Santa Claus he was, Santa Maestro! He looked a bit smokey, hard to say that was from coming down the chimney or he was smoking his way down. Peanut then looks up to him and makes his wish to Santa, Santa upon hearing the wish replies, that is an impossible wish young peanut, for you were born to get jockeyed..... and be a DiXie boomed. "Well," said Peanut, "that could have been ALOT worse". However, ...... while Elias, Santa Maestro and Carlos were discussing when L4D3 is going to be released ... Santa Maestro brings the story back on track by raging back up the chimney when all of a sudden ...