oh and yeah i take 20-30 min to take a dook... just something about reading a mag and relaxing. then you have those fast poopers .. people who take like 5 min top. it must be like sit.. strain.. wipe and done.
lol.. try these
moonwalk
turn off the lights
do a cartwheel
" " backflip
jump on the chair
do the YMCA<---
kick the couch
smoke a cigarette<--- LOL
do the splits
the cartwheel and moonwalk are great