Chief

sundae (ps. Robert Mitchum is that cowboy guy from the cowboys and indians movie days that does the "Beef. It's whats for dinner" voice over with the Chorale playing in the background.) (pps. I think this makes 100th post so I might not be a hostie anymore! Gimme my UMP!!!)

Robert Mitchum

Tell your cat to get out of my apartment you bastage! Chief

wine ---> cheese

I had a really shy person in a public speaking class a couple of years ago who wanted/needed to leave class early. First I made him come up to the front of the class and sing. And then I had him dance. And then I had him sing and dance. He was VERY red after that but he laughed it off and actually did better in his speeches after that. He did some country line dance thing. One time when I was jnr high i was wrapping my GFs house and she was watching from her bedroom window upstairs. Me and a buddy, my mom had dropped us off in her neighborhood with the supplies. Along comes a car of highschool kids and they start throwing firecrackers at us and yelling...me and my buddy take off. I'm wearing my super-cool Levi's denim jacket and in the front right pocket is a can of shaving cream. As I'm running my hand hits the can, my jacket swings up and the can busts open my eye along my eyebrow. By the time we got to my moms car my clothes were soaked in blood and I couldn't see out of my eye. My dad said it should get stitches but I was too embarrassed and so he cleaned it and put on butterfly dressings for the next couple of days. BOOO! Chief

Princess Bride (To the death?...No, to the pain!)

I think WeWT took you up on your offer for a round or two. I think that your use of diction is the wrong word. I think that your verbal skills are none too impressive either. I'm from the south, and I remember there being more pride, respect, and dignity. Or do you mean backwater, backward old south? I am still disappointed in the fact that you feel the need to come here and flame people's posts. And now you're going to say it is because a thread was started to flame ST. And now I'll say it is because for many of the people here it has been an irregular occurence for representatives of a guild to show up and be as openly aggressive. Tone it down and you will find it easier to fit it. In the mean time, good luck transferring your regulars to the new IP. And like I said I will see you in the server. Chief

Legally Blond cracked me up , but James Bond has gone way too far into trying to be crazy action and forgotten its roots. The toys have taken over as they try to put too many special effects in IMO. Bourne Identity is what James Bond should be these days. Worst ever? Cliffhanger with Sly Stalone. HORRBILE! Chief

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Astronauts do not die every day. I have no problem with you being 15 and from a backward town that has no curiousity. I do find it odd that you think that a friggin' spaceship with human beings on board blowing up is not absolutely out of the ordinary. And thousands of dollars? For a 1000 dollars you could not buy one of the ceramic insulating tiles that protect the craft on reentry. I will offer you this: if you are sincere about wanting to understand why it is significant, watch "The Right Stuff." When you're watching it, remember that we were in the middle of a very serious tinkleing contest with the Soviets--this includes nuclear missiles aimed at the United States located a mere 90 miles off the coast of Florida. The Space Race captured the world's imagination, and focused a nation's pride. And if you really REALLY are sincere about wanting to know more about why astronauts are heroes and how this wasn't just another car crash in rush hour traffic read this: http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/...y/factsheet.htm You have grown up in an age where travelling to space may appear to be routine because it is hardly covered on the news...but it is not routine. It is not an airplane. It is not a trans-Atlantic flight to Paris for your honeymoon. 7 people did not die in an accident. Seven ASTRONAUTS were incinerated when their SPACESHIP turned into a flaming meteor. Chief "...if we are to win the battle that is now going on around the world between freedom and tyranny, the dramatic achievements in space which occurred in recent weeks should have made clear to all of us, as did Sputnik in 1957, the impact of this adventure on the minds of men everywhere... Now it is time to take longer strides - time for this nation to take a clearly leading role in space achievement, which in many ways may hold the key to our future on Earth...We go into space because whatever mankind must undertake, free men must fully share... I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth. No single space project... will be more exciting, or more impressive to mankind, or more important in the long-range exploration of space, and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish..." - President John F. Kennedy, addressing a special joint session of Congress, 25 May 1961

mr yuck!

dodge

<Radio alarm goes off to the joyous light rock sounds of Sonny and Cher> <...I've got you babe...> ..and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to my mom and stepdad. They got married on this day one year ago. Chief ps I love that movie

lovesick

Take an ice cold can of beer, pop the top, take a sniff. Set it on tree stump. Turn around and take 50 paces. Turn. Drop the safety on .45. Take aim. Shoot Federal hydrashock into aforementioned can. Stand in awe as atomized beer vapors color the early morning sky and think of Colonel Kilgore's love of napalm. Collect can and keep as souvenir for years to come. Have a great memory every time somebody says, "What happened to this can?" Chief

That's some intense stuff. Photorealistic Counter Strike is just around the corner!!! Nice link, Raiden. Chief

Happy Birthday! Hopefully, I'll be up in Chicago to toss back a beer for your next! Chief

A terrible loss, my heart goes out to the families affected. We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon. . . . Not because it is easy, but because it is hard. . . . Because there is new knowledge to be gained. We shall send to the moon--240,000 miles away--from the control station in Houston, a giant rocket more than 300 feet tall, made of new metal alloys, some of which have not yet been invented . . . on an untried mission . . . on the greatest adventure. --JFK Chief

I am always particularly entertained by people knocking on their ex(s). Especially when they say they were ugly or stupid or something like that. I mean, you did start a relationship...But I've got plenty of embarrassing stories, too. Chief

I watched the video and it was entertaining. Thanks for the link. It did not, however, specifically address MY windows opening. But Katie and I were taking some pix the other night and there are some extra shots on the film...I think I might need to empty the clip at the TV. ...and if it really is a spirit or ghost or somthing, it seems to be fairly mild mannered. I probably just keep the place to warm. I still sleep fine and have never felt uncomfortable/uneasy. It's just sooo nutz! Chief

I still sign my posts and I always type gga at the end of rounds/maps/etc. Good Game All or Good Gaming All Any other bastardization of the GGA tag is just crass. Booo! to the people who can't even say good game. I remember playing sports (high school and college) and there were always the chumps that couldn't shake hands and look you in the eye whether they won or lost. I think I saw one the other day picking up cans on the side of the road. Chief

Maybe I've missed something, but I've never seen a thread on our forums or another's saying that another clan/guild is bottom of the barrel. Can somebody collect all of the posts from ST? I've never had a problem with any of you ST guys in the server, but there is SOO much hostility in your posts. "Small penis out of your mouth"???even with the swear filter you were way out of line... I saw another thread saying something about the "M" for Mature on the CD. Are you kidding? That's a rating for animated violence and obviously not a guarantee of the ability to be mature. Besides that, you bought a game, not access to a private server with PRIVATE rules. Why are you so aggressive? And who in DOH "bans noobs real quick" like you boast about doing on your server? We think we're the best? We NEVER post things like you guys consistently do. MwR, Mmmm, CsLs[sorry!], and S!D have all handed us mighty defeats this FOR-FUN MCC season And we've lost to just about every other team that has showed up in the community at least once[just in case I forgot someone else]. Slims can take out half our team by himself pretty consistently. And we say good game. Not go balistic and challenge the world to prove that they're not "noobs" and slander them. Then ban them from our server, show up on other peoples' forums and get hostile. I take offense to your remarks about my guild and this community. I am entertained by your belittling remarks. I am unimpressed with your behavior. I am disappointed in your attitude. I am amazed that you can read your own posts and think that people can have any impression of you other than a bad one. Post up the IP for HLTV, because it will be interesting to see you take on wewt, but mostly to see how you conduct yourselves as sportsmen. Dignity and discression... Chief

Other stuff>Political asylum>Join me... Fatty started a thread on the pledge of allegiance, and it's stalled out in the first line...Please help! Chief

...or feel free to stop by at 12:30 Tuesday night for a cr/\ppy server with noobish /\holes??? Depending on the day, I am anywhere from 1:12 to break even (rarely these days do I get to 2:1). Noob I am not. I play for fun and enjoy most everybody that frequents these forums and our community servers. I would have included ST in that, but this post of yours is a bit over the top. Teen angst or something, but your social skills are bass ackwards. I encourage you to press update and find another random populated server to run around on. Texas Triumph sounds like a great home for you...why take a dump in ours? Chief

My images are not working on my posts anymore...I have been hacked a couple of times at home and cannot even get my cable modem to work right now. Then my Mac on campus is dead and cannot get on the internet since late Sunday evening. Today, my carreer account using Purdue stuff is dead. I will re-upload the images when I get home. But get this...You all know I moved in at a new apartment late last year. The building was built in the mid-1800s. For a while now, when I come home the windows will be open...both the HEAVY HUGE floor-to-cieling windows that are caked with paint and require much effort for my large frame to move. Sometimes it is the internal storm windows that have trigger locks on each side and are also rather heavy. This window thing happens regularly. The other morning I woke up freezing my shizzle off and my bedroom window was open. My special lady friend has reported wierd things like doors and the toilet seat having a problem staying where they're put. Yesterday, fed up, I went downstairs and asked the property manager about...yes, haunting. Aparently there have been several murders and suicides in the building in its long history. A husband found his wife in bed with another man...BOOM! Mob hits it the elevator in the 60s. A suicide in 188something. My apartment has flooded several times from the dishwasher, the washing machine, and the sink. I am not a ghost person or anything like that, but things have been...difficult to explain. Especially the internal storm windows. Chief