CowboyFromHell`X July 4, 2004 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member July 4, 2004 (edited) Okay if you watch this show there's a skit where the host gives an example of a scene and the contestants think of the worst possible things to say at that scene. I will give the first scene and everyone else will come up with the worst thing to say at that time. I will then pick the funniest line and that person will win and pick the next scene. The winner makes up the new scene and then chooses a winner, and so on. You can only say one thing. "Worst possible thing to say when giving a speech at a funeral." Edited July 4, 2004 by CowboyFromHell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 4, 2004 Share Xterminator Member July 4, 2004 "sucks to be you dude...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy July 5, 2004 Share Jiffy Member July 5, 2004 "that bastard is only grinning because he still owes me 20 bux" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 5, 2004 Share TheBugs Member July 5, 2004 "who is that again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy July 5, 2004 Share Jiffy Member July 5, 2004 "well atleast he doesnt need to put up with his wife anymore..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 5, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member July 5, 2004 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to see the blessed union of...er..um...Hehe, sorry, wrong book" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 5, 2004 Share Xterminator Member July 5, 2004 "Doesn't he look like that dude from Weekend at Bernie's?...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General J July 5, 2004 Share General J Member July 5, 2004 "You all wanna see the REAL reason they called him Big John?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 5, 2004 Share Xterminator Member July 5, 2004 "So this dead guy walks into a creamatory......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X July 6, 2004 Author Share CowboyFromHell`X Member July 6, 2004 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to see the blessed union of...er..um...Hehe, sorry, wrong book" I find that really funny for some reason. You can pick the next scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 6, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member July 6, 2004 ***NEW SCENARIO*** "Worse possible opening statement when meeting your blind date for the first time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 6, 2004 Share Xterminator Member July 6, 2004 (edited) "Wow, you remind me of my wife......" Edited July 6, 2004 by Xterminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X July 7, 2004 Author Share CowboyFromHell`X Member July 7, 2004 "Looks like you could use some plastic surgery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX July 7, 2004 Share NOFX Member July 7, 2004 (edited) ***NEW SCENARIO*** "Worse possible opening statement when meeting your blind date for the first time." ah Im wearing the same tighty whities Edited July 7, 2004 by NOFX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX July 7, 2004 Share NOFX Member July 7, 2004 what the f!@$?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 7, 2004 Share TheBugs Member July 7, 2004 "ohhh snap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy July 7, 2004 Share Jiffy Member July 7, 2004 "i paid a girl like you last time, how much you go for on the first night?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 7, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member July 7, 2004 Welp, for some reason, I am liking TheBugs' the best so far. Just kind of caught me off-guard and made me laugh. Your turn TheBugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 7, 2004 Share TheBugs Member July 7, 2004 ***NEW SCENARIO*** "Worst statment when you walk into a very important meeting with all your bosses present" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator July 7, 2004 Share Xterminator Member July 7, 2004 (edited) *pointing to each one in turn* (depending on the number of bosses, the length will change) "I hate you, you suck,you can go to hell, i don't know you but I think I hate you too" Edited July 8, 2004 by Xterminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X July 8, 2004 Author Share CowboyFromHell`X Member July 8, 2004 *pulls his suit and pants away to reveal Speedos, then leaps on the table to dance* "Who's naughty!? Tell me who is nau-ghty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 8, 2004 Share dwEEziL Member July 8, 2004 "Sorry I am late. I had to score some crack from my dealer. Now on with this month's budget review." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo July 8, 2004 Share Apollo Member July 8, 2004 "Why are you all staring at me like that?" <looks down and realizes he forgot to put on pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X July 10, 2004 Author Share CowboyFromHell`X Member July 10, 2004 Bugs you need to pick a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs July 10, 2004 Share TheBugs Member July 10, 2004 (edited) i want more people to post Edited July 10, 2004 by TheBugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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