GOrnE June 20, 2005 Share GOrnE Member June 20, 2005 A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter & says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bs'ing me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 20, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 20, 2005 LOL!! that is pretty funny there gorne......wait a sec....it isnt about you is it?? lol, frag ya lata buddy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 20, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 20, 2005 bah! you people can't appreciate a good joke except for kilz.. your the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 20, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 20, 2005 bah! you people can't appreciate a good joke except for kilz.. your the best <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol, you just dont want me to kill you anymore huh? lol, no it was pretty good i thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaltgrc June 21, 2005 Share cobaltgrc Member June 21, 2005 good joke, well played. *golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 21, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 21, 2005 the jokes'll catch on.. it'll become a forum favorite.. more to come people so leave more props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty June 21, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder June 21, 2005 It was a good joke, but I wasn't sitting here hitting F5 waiting for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 21, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 21, 2005 It was a good joke, but I wasn't sitting here hitting F5 waiting for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> F5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 21, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 21, 2005 f5=refresh page and fatty... like i said.. it'll become a forum favorite..and u will be hitting f5 for it just give it some time thats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 21, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 21, 2005 lol, a ok.....i get it now. is that all you have or do you have some more stored away for us??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox June 21, 2005 Share appalachian_fox Member June 21, 2005 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters June 21, 2005 Share gOOters Member June 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaltgrc June 21, 2005 Share cobaltgrc Member June 21, 2005 more jokes plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duma June 21, 2005 Share duma Member June 21, 2005 good joke tellin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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