GOrnE September 27, 2005 Share GOrnE Member September 27, 2005 Two friends are just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a third guy carrying a golf bag calls out to them,"Do you mind if I join you ? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they say, "You're welcome to play along with us." So they start playing and enjoy the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy, "So, what do you do for a living ?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking !" "No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the other friend, "Can I take a look ? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the section of his house. Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic! I can see right in the window!" "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. .. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that ? Wait a minute, .. HEY !! That's my next-door neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too !!" He turns to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit ?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now ?" "Sure, what do you want ?" "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then, the neighbour. He's actually a friend of mine, so just shoot his genitals off to teach him a lesson." The hit man takes out the rifle and takes aim, standing perfectly still for about a minute. "Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend impatiently. "Just wait a second ... be patient," says the hit man calmly. "I think I can save you a grand here....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chip Douglas September 27, 2005 Share Lord Chip Douglas Member September 27, 2005 Oh Gorne... your jokes cut to the core of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReverend(c) September 27, 2005 Share TheReverend(c) Member September 27, 2005 Two friends are just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a third guy carrying a golf bag calls out to them,"Do you mind if I join you ? My partner didn't turn up.""Sure," they say, "You're welcome to play along with us." So they start playing and enjoy the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy, "So, what do you do for a living ?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking !" "No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the other friend, "Can I take a look ? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the section of his house. Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic! I can see right in the window!" "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. .. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that ? Wait a minute, .. HEY !! That's my next-door neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too !!" He turns to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit ?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now ?" "Sure, what do you want ?" "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then, the neighbour. He's actually a friend of mine, so just shoot his genitals off to teach him a lesson." The hit man takes out the rifle and takes aim, standing perfectly still for about a minute. "Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend impatiently. "Just wait a second ... be patient," says the hit man calmly. "I think I can save you a grand here....." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator September 27, 2005 Share Xterminator Member September 27, 2005 Zing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head September 27, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member September 27, 2005 Not bad, I lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terribleone September 27, 2005 Share Terribleone Member September 27, 2005 nice lol good punch line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appalachian_fox September 27, 2005 Share appalachian_fox Member September 27, 2005 Haha, good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIMbot 2.0 BETA Tester September 27, 2005 Share AIMbot 2.0 BETA Tester Member September 27, 2005 Two friends are just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a third guy carrying a golf bag calls out to them,"Do you mind if I join you ? My partner didn't turn up.""Sure," they say, "You're welcome to play along with us." So they start playing and enjoy the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy, "So, what do you do for a living ?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking !" "No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the other friend, "Can I take a look ? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the section of his house. Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic! I can see right in the window!" "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. .. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that ? Wait a minute, .. HEY !! That's my next-door neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too !!" He turns to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit ?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now ?" "Sure, what do you want ?" "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then, the neighbour. He's actually a friend of mine, so just shoot his genitals off to teach him a lesson." The hit man takes out the rifle and takes aim, standing perfectly still for about a minute. "Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend impatiently. "Just wait a second ... be patient," says the hit man calmly. "I think I can save you a grand here....." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats pretty good gorne. Gonna spread that around my dorm a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Spuds September 28, 2005 Share Sgt. Spuds Member September 28, 2005 AHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan September 28, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member September 28, 2005 That's a great one Gorne! I passed it around the office and we all killed ourselves laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan September 29, 2005 Share JackieChan GC Alumni September 29, 2005 That's awesome! I gotta tell that one to some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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