witt February 27, 2006 Share witt Member February 27, 2006 I had to run some errands today, so I headed down to Lincoln Park, found a spot, and parked. I was walking down to Dominick's when someone stopped me, and in a very irritated voice asked: Lady: Do you have a quarter? I can't believe you actually have to PAY to park your car! Witt: /looks closely at lady. Lady: What? Witt: /Selects index finger, extends, and uses it to point out large block text that states "Meter enforced 8AM-9PM" followed by BOLD TEXT saying "EXCEPT SUNDAYS AND FEDERAL HOLIDAYS" (Note: This is on the top front side of the meter where the money goes in). I may change my gamertag to Obvious-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 27, 2006 Share anonymo Member February 27, 2006 So this happened on a Sunday? Or was that obvious...I need you to tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt February 27, 2006 Author Share witt Member February 27, 2006 If you are joking, lol. If not, take a look at the date of the first post and the first sentence, then get back to me. I'm pretty sure you're joking though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters February 27, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni February 27, 2006 i'd like to take the chance to express my sincere dislike for linkin park. i'm sure lincoln park is nice, especially in february, but linkin park is the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitney February 27, 2006 Share Whitney Member February 27, 2006 (edited) i'd like to take the chance to express my sincere dislike for linkin park. i'm sure lincoln park is nice, especially in february, but linkin park is the I'll have to disagree with you about Linkin Park, of course they're collaboration with Jay-Z was not the best, many of their songs are done quite well. But i guess you do have the right to your opinion. Edited February 27, 2006 by Whitney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeek February 27, 2006 Share TheGeek Member February 27, 2006 lol, i did that once. I didnt ask any stranger though, i did ask my friend and he just started laughing i'd like to take the chance to express my sincere dislike for linkin park. i'm sure lincoln park is nice, especially in february, but linkin park is the you like classical right? well i just got back 2 hours ago from a bach fest thing, it was AWSOME! they played the best of bach and i now take back what i said a while ago that bach sucks oh and happy b-day to bach, he turned 250 this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma February 27, 2006 Share YoMamma Member February 27, 2006 Funny story witt. I LOVE stupid people stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt February 27, 2006 Author Share witt Member February 27, 2006 Well then, I shall write my auto-biography and present you with the first copy, along with my John Hancock, because this kind of garbage seems to happen to me on a daily basis. And for anyone thinking it, no, I am not just a jerk. In the words of Slug, "I'm not an <expletive deleted>, I'm a perfectionist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters February 27, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni February 27, 2006 ...along with my John Hancock...hah! it's HERBIE HANCOCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan February 27, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni February 27, 2006 ...along with my John Hancock...hah! it's HERBIE HANCOCK! Hahaha. Someone barely graduated College. i'd like to take the chance to express my sincere dislike for linkin park. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo February 27, 2006 Share anonymo Member February 27, 2006 Of course I was joking...and Linkin Park is just a 2nd gen boy band...thanks for giving everyone a horrible stereotype of the multitude of genres of music you brutally destroyed LP...THIS IS NOT AN OPINION! (I also hate Jay-Z, but for entirely different reasons...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma February 27, 2006 Share YoMamma Member February 27, 2006 Of course I was joking...and Linkin Park is just a 2nd gen boy band...thanks for giving everyone a horrible stereotype of the multitude of genres of music you brutally destroyed LP...THIS IS NOT AN OPINION! (I also hate Jay-Z, but for entirely different reasons...) I like LP's music, but they are not very friendly people in person. The only band member that was super friendly to me was Mike Shinoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters March 1, 2006 Share stutters GC Alumni March 1, 2006 ...along with my John Hancock...hah! it's HERBIE HANCOCK! Hahaha. Someone barely graduated College. whatever. most people go to college for 7 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witt March 1, 2006 Author Share witt Member March 1, 2006 (edited) I am currently a fourth year Junior. But I took a year off. Edited March 1, 2006 by witt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny March 1, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni March 1, 2006 I had people come to me with the funniest computer issues. like the boot disk error or the switch in the back of the computer was off to the power supply.... OR the wifi button/switch on the laptop was set on off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo March 1, 2006 Share anonymo Member March 1, 2006 I had people come to me with the funniest computer issues. like the boot disk error or the switch in the back of the computer was off to the power supply.... OR the wifi button/switch on the laptop was set on off.... "Please insert boot carrot now." "Your carrot is dirty or damaged" "The carrot you are attempting to access is not present/disabled, please see your carrot patch for device listings" "Windows has encountered a fatal carrot, please press ctrl+alt+carrot" "The carrot appears to be full, please try running carrot clean-up to free up some space" "The wireless carrot you are attempting to connect to is unavailable, please ensure your carrot is turned on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan March 1, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni March 1, 2006 I had people come to me with the funniest computer issues. like the boot disk error or the switch in the back of the computer was off to the power supply.... OR the wifi button/switch on the laptop was set on off.... "Please insert boot carrot now." "Your carrot is dirty or damaged" "The carrot you are attempting to access is not present/disabled, please see your carrot patch for device listings" "Windows has encountered a fatal carrot, please press ctrl+alt+carrot" "The carrot appears to be full, please try running carrot clean-up to free up some space" "The wireless carrot you are attempting to connect to is unavailable, please ensure your carrot is turned on" o_O?? I would kick my computer if errors like those started to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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