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Today was a long day on the job

i wish my name was bob

Bob is a kewl name i wonder if that's Lunk's real name

cuz he's kewl and he deserve all the fame

 

Yet tomorrow i have another shift

and i hope it will go swift

cuz i hate long days they make me tired

maybe i'll be lucky and get fired

 

Nah i'm kidding who's gonna fire a guy like me

if the job is right i'll work for free

yeah right fat chance

i'd rather be romanced

 

Lunk will you romance me

will you be my lover for free?

lol i'm weird i'm gonna stop now

before Lunk has a cow

 

Man i'm bored i need something to do

maybe go throw a piece of poo

Well i'm done for today gotta go to bed

i need sleep and time to rest my head

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X how was your job

Now should I call you bob

bob is a nice name I see

maybe with that name I can pay you a fee

HOpe you do get fired

because you can work for me your hired

 

No, Im kidding I won't hire a guy like you

If I hired you i would probebly sew

X I like you instead wait look at my bed

I have a empty space lets drop the lunk and do the funk

nah, Im kidding I don't like you

wait look down tie your shoe

 

Next poem i have to take a poo

Wait Im back its your turn X

I'll sit back and just RelaX

Yeah Its early I will play some counter-strike

X play with me or take a hike

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you got some multiple personalities going there buddy. heh good poem

 

 

Jeffe, jeffe how wrong you are

the lengths i've gone to travel this far

a buddy of mine you have always been

and when you could not be seen

 

You're right if you did hire me

I'd sew you and break your knee

I work on the principle eye for an eye

but instead of an eye you will die

 

It is in CS i will get you

and your little dog too

You think Lunk is bad just wait till you see X

on you i shall put a hex

 

you will have bad luck for life

and Lunk will be your wife

so what am i getting at this night?

I'm tellin you to go fly a kite!

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X X i have no dog

but I do have a frog that sits on a log

So so wrong you are

So wrong enough Ill give you a scar

No, im not that mean ill poo on your face

or ill tie a knot in your lace

hehe that just sound so funny

maybe I can put your face into a bee hive with honey

 

No I wouldnt your my buddy

Whatver happen to are dear friend name gunny

He must be scared because we are the masters

The ryming masters of disasters

 

Haha he must be scared

Feared of the jeffe and X

Gunny wishes he can have my haX

Come out gunny out of your hole

And poem your heart out with some soul

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->Xterminator,Jun 22 2003, 03:55 PM] you will have bad luck for life

and Lunk will be your wife

so what am i getting at this night?

I'm tellin you to go fly a kite!

Come on man off the subject now I thought lunk was your wife.... Lets go fly a kite up to the highest height lets go fly a kite and keep it soaring.. Up to the atmophere up where the air is clear lets go fly a kite!

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Oh there is jeffe noob

callin me outta my hole

I'm gonna shoot him, and call him a boob!

Then laugh at him, for all the h4x that I stole

 

jeffeboy you have no skillz

there isnt a single thing you are good at

Not rapping, not rhyming, not even getting killz

You cant even wear the Funk Man's hat

 

You seem to think you are the Rhyme Masta Deluxe

But we all know jeffe really really sux

You have no skillz, not even any h4x

Because I stole them, they fell in the cracks

 

Good game jeffe boy

you cant even spell

Lunk is my toy

You can go to ... heaven ...

 

WHOOPS! ;)

 

Gunny

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lol gunny you smelly at ryming

Come on look at your timeing

X and me are better then you just get over it

I know your probebly having a fit so sit

 

Hey who cares your a baby boy

just like counter-strike I can own you like your my toy

hey gunny come on why the word boobs

so look for another word because you are the biggest noob

 

Jeffe has some hax

gunny wishes but he really only can own but relax

practice makes you good caveman

I know you always save men

 

noob noob noob you are

sorry I had to get this far

but if you try to ryme better then me first ryme

and maybe the poem will look fine

and maybe frogs can go on there hind

and maybe they can find

and lick the noob in the sunny

the noob name gunny

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Tis 12:30 when i started to write

i think i will be up all night

my feet hurt from work

i feel like saying urk?

 

I see that jeffe and gunny have started to fight

to see who can smite the other with their might

I wish this to stop we are all friends here

I think i'm going to go get me a beer

 

Lunk my friend my pal this beers for you

so that you make drink with me too

It's to bad we can't meet cuz then i'd buy you a real beer

even though i'm underage in the states i'll buy, have no fear!

 

12:33, I gotta pee yet i'm still going

why is this post still flowing

i wonder how long i can go

on with this show

 

Not to long, dont wanna bore anyone

cuz we are all here to have fun

fun is where it's at

and that's that!

 

12:37 am i in heaven? nope lunks forum

filled with nothing but boredom

opps i farted hope it dont stink

cuz then i wont be able to think

 

12:38 man i need to date, any girls single?

if you want i can write you a jingle

i'm good with those

keeps me on my toes

 

12:39 is this all fine? i think i'll stop soon

then go outside to "howl at the moon"

that's a bar in my city

where beer is only a dollar fitty

 

12:41 it's over i'm done

i've had my fun

i'll see you all later

when i dunno but member, dont be a hater!

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Yes this fight is seams out of sight

gunny is so funny and might

be the biggest noob

And the only word he can think of to ryme with this word is boob

not like me I have to think

So I might stay here and sink

to the lowest level and don't blink

the ryme might take some tyme so wait

 

Gunny will never hate

jeffe but I know his fate

In cs I will own gunny

Even if I am playing in the sunny

I will express my feeling for you

If this enough Ill sew...

 

X nice poem but mine is better

Let me read you a letter

 

QHOTE: Jeffeboy is the biggest haXor

He mostly pwns gun and Xter

they try to make poems to get back at me

but listen and see

I will own you every time i see you in sight

So if you see me try and fight...

 

 

 

:lol:

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i dont wanna take my turn!!! j/k

 

 

umm ok

nother bad day

work was hot

at least thats what i thought

 

4 heat breaks

lotta parts to remake

but no one cared

because the heat made us impared

 

Now i'm at home sittin infront of my fan

and it feels so good oh man

So Lunk what's up i'm sayin hi

no i'm saying bye

 

Guess what people tomorrow's pay day

and that makes me go yay

I'm pov i need some money

so i can take out my honey

 

speaking of which she's online

and did i tell you she's very fine?

I gotta go my duties a wait

have a g'day, and see ya mate!

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It's sunday afternoon i'm bored outta my mind

everyone's ignoring me even though i've been kind

I feel a little tired might go to bed

because i need to rest my head

 

I want to go out and have some fun

because it's nice outside with the sun

It's hot today and tomorrow will be the same

the weather up here is like a game

 

cold then warm, freezing then hot

here in Canada? no you never would have thought

Lunk you should come up here and see what i mean

so hot the grass is brown instead of green

 

I'm gonna try to call my friends again

and we'll see what happens then

If i can't find something to do tonight

i think i'm going to go off into the night

 

I'll see you all later, not sooner i hope

cuz then you'll think that i'm a dope

I'm picking up the phone and dialing the numbers in

And nowi'm pushing "Add Reply" as the ringer rings

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