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Poem for Lunk!


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here's my poem for Lunk:

 

There was a man who's name was lunk

some people thought he stunk

but i thought it was all bunk

 

i don't really know him but he's a cool guy

some people even think that he can fly

but overall he is really shy

 

He likes to frag me in the game

the more he gets me the more i'm shamed

oh if i could be like Lunk and be famed

 

Next time we meet it should be fun

i promise to you Lunk i'll buy you a gun

and we'll frag away into the sun

 

 

 

BEAT THAT GUNMAN!

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Lunk is just a regular guy

Who really likes to laugh while he shoots you in the eye

He plays to have fun, that’s no lie

Admin abuse? PUUULEEEAAASE don’t cry

 

I own Lunk, in every single way

Jeffeboy is a noob, to him I give this command, amx_slay

Ban all the people who swear you say?

MAN LUNK WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY!

 

Suck it down, LUNK IS MINE :)

 

Gunny

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Lunk reminds me of the Stooge Moe

he has pet named Gunman who is his ..... <------(we'll let you fill in that)

Gunman thinks that lunk is his

when really it's not any of his biz

 

Lunk is owned by only one man

and everything else you hear is a sham

this one man is Xterminator whom we all know

who has owned Lunk since the go.

 

So all you people who think you can take him away

forget about it cuz i know amx_slay

Dont try to be a wise guy, a martyr a hero

cuz if you mess with me u'll get reduced to zero

 

 

IN YOUR FACE!!!

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Lunk is great

Lunk is grand

Why you gotta hate?

Cuz of the amx_slay command?

 

Lunk is cool

Lunk is crazy

He ain’t no fool

He ain’t even lazy

 

Lunk ownz Xterminator

Every day of the week

He is the Terminator

OH YEAH BABY 100 kill streak!

 

Try to top this rhyme Xterminator

I bet you can’t cuz u r teh sux

Can’t catch me now, not even later

Cuz I am the rhyme MASTA deluxe

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(edited)

Lunk is not a punk

hes has spunk and lots of funks

Lunk is cool

Lucks not a fool

Hes a sexy beat

Hey lunk can we have a feast?

Gunman I have all day to ryme

so take your time

He not like me cool you see? wait i have to take a pee....

Wait im back and done but lunk maybe we can have some fun

In the sun!

Edited by jeffeboy
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Gunman Gunman how wrong you are

that Lunk pwns me when he ain't even the star

we all know that I am the king

when it comes to pwning anything

 

Just ask lunk yourself who he likes most

and then comeback and try to boast

you know you're wrong give up, you lose

and go back to your stool drinking them cheap booz

 

None the less i like that guy

Lunk is a master, i hope he dont die

Cuz whenever i frag him in C-Strike

I laugh cuz he yells at me in the mic.

 

But all's fair in love and in war

we shall not fight anymore

For i have asked lunk to marry me

And start our own little Lunkfamily

 

So to you Gunman who says i cannot rhyme

I'm looking at my watch and ur running outta time

The wedding is tomorrow and it has been sighted

but dont worry Gunman you're not invited

 

:)

Edited by [DLM]->Xterminator
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