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There is a guy whose name is Lunk

People who played CS with him said he really stunk

But I know that he ownz Xterminator

Lunk would shoot his head, and yell out “See ya later!�

 

Lunk likes to have fun, and play Counter-Strike

He plays with those people he doesn’t even like

Those people pretty much consist of Xterminator

Because he sucks more than the Florida Gators

 

Now you claim your getting married

Too bad he killed you, and your buried

Why do you even bother Xterminator?

Just ask Lunk, so he can say once again “See ya later!�

 

Like I said before, you really sux

You wanna try me I am the rhyme masta deluxe

Your rhymes are old school, not even very cool

My Counter-Strike skillz make you drool

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And so the Saga continues between X and Gunny

to see who will win and take all the money

Gunny who thinks he is master Deluxe

will realize he lost and say "ah Shucks"

 

I'm not up to par today cuz i have a cold

but that wont stop me from taking a hold

This is not about lunk anymore it's about us

and now i have realized this whole big fus

 

I have come to realize something about Lunk

over these past few weeks he has lost his funk

He's still my friend everyone knows that

and to him i will always tip my hat.

 

But now this mess is about Gunman i see

and the truth is he's in love with me

Poor gunny i feel so sorry for you

your love is one way, not two

 

So i conclude today on a serious note

as i open the door holding on to my coat

Lunk is mine he will love you never

For the Kingdom the power and Lunk are MINE forever and ever

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Lunk is sweet lunk is grand

He always uses that amx_command

He likes jeffeboy not Gunny

See Lunk is with me in the sunny

I dont like the lies you tell

Lunk is mine I can not sell

Gunman smells like poo

gunman is that kinda noob

 

Lunk where are you tell who you like

Gunman and Xter take a hike

wait Xter Ill let you be

but gunman go somewhere or take a pee

I can do this ryming all day

Listen to me and what I say

Xter is really the ryming master

Xter you do alot of disaster

now i come to the end of this

So there will be no violents not a fist

but Xter you can have that hunk

the hunk who has a funk and his name is lunk! ;)

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Stop, Stop this I can't take

You guys make my head shake

 

Who is this guy they call Lunk

Some say he's just a Punk

 

But he knows you're near

He can smell your fear

 

And when he does just go ahead & fold

Cause Lunk will make your blood run cold

 

So don't complain & sigh

He's gonna put a bullet in your eye

 

I've had my fun & I've had my say

And some may live to fight another day

 

But, in the end it's all futile

I'm gonna turn your innards into mushy noodles

 

So drop your gun & grab your socks

I'm puttin' you in a pine box

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it's been a while since i've posted here

but to all that read have no fear

X is back and better than ever

so leave you again i will never

 

It's been a long few days for this gamer

almost gettin thrown in jail, what a lamer

That whole experience brought me to this post

to boast about the host who knows the most

 

I tip my cap to my friend Lunk

Cuz he's the guy with all the funk

He's a cool guy that everyone should know

it's good to have him as a friend, not a foe

 

So next time you see him say Hi lunk how are you?

and maybe if your lucky you'll get splatterd by poo

I retreat now to my thoughts of the day

and everything feels normal, great, ok.

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