Xterminator November 27, 2003 Share Xterminator Member November 27, 2003 Alright if you've gotten to here it means that you've read the books and this wont spoil the movie for you. Or you didn't read what i wrote and you want to spoil the movie then blame me at a later date. Whatever just read For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater here are some survival tips. 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma November 28, 2003 Share YoMamma Member November 28, 2003 i didnt read the books, but thats some funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven November 30, 2003 Share Raven Member November 30, 2003 Good Stuff, Ill do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHYZER23 December 1, 2003 Share PHYZER23 Member December 1, 2003 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians funny but no right funny though real funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance December 1, 2003 Share lance Member December 1, 2003 Somethin wrong with you, X...definately somethin wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator December 2, 2003 Author Share Xterminator Member December 2, 2003 i didn't write these, just found them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters December 2, 2003 Share gOOters Member December 2, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa December 2, 2003 Share Playaa Member December 2, 2003 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" that's the bestest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman December 2, 2003 Share Hitman Member December 2, 2003 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." Pfft, I already do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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