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I always get crappy fortunes. One time I got one that I can't remember the exact wording but the gist of it was "Don't go out today". I also actually got a sealed fortune cookie wrapper with no cookie or fortune. I took it as a bad omen.

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Fortune cookies fortunes always have this thing. If you say them, then say "between the sheets" afterwards, it ALWAYS sounds dirty. At least thus far in my experiences they have.

So if we were to use Dweez' phrase

 

"Dont go out today......between the sheets".

 

hmmmm

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