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What its your favourite purepwnage.com episode?

In the holidays I'm going to have a bit of spare time, and usually in the summer I try and take it upon myself to do something constructive with my time and learn something new relating to computers. During previous summers I've learnt the basics about html and setting up websites/forums as well as css servers. I tried a bit of mapping and during this year I've learnt a bit about custom built computers (the painful way, but I guess its the best way aswell). Any suggestions on new things to learn about? I'm thinking about learning how to make sites using marcomedia flash. I may also try and use flash to create some animated tactics for cs just for fun (have a map overview and then little dots moving about all over the place throwing smoke nades and flashes and then executing some neat rushes). Any suggestions on other things to investigate into? I'm not trying to obtain an expert knowledge into everything, but merely just expand my experience with computer applications. Can anyone recommend any good guides for various things? Another idea would be along the lines of video making, I might give that a go.

Every time I used to get a cold I used to eat about 10 oranges and then it would dramatically improve my situations. However, I dont know if this was due to mental trickery or if it actually worked. These days I can't peel oranges as i bite my nails

Slightly off topic, but I dislike Barclay's. I was trying to hook myself up with a student bank account with them primarily for the reason that my dad has been banking there for the last 30 years or something like that. I walked into the local branch with my passport, an acceptance printed off the internet, and my whole university welcome pack, specifically including a letter from the university saying congratulatons on being accepted to study here. I tried to open an account, but apparantly I didn't have enough proof that I was a student I needed an official letter from UCAS (deal with unviersity applications) saying I had got in, which I had thrown away long ago. Not even a print off from the UCAS website or a whole start pack including my name was sufficient proof that I was a student for them. I couldn't believe they were stupid enough to deny me a student account, that would probably lead to me banking with them for the rest of my life, a life time customers worth of business because they all of my documents that clearly proved that I was a student wasnt sufficient evidence. So I walked across the road and went to natwest who signed me up straight away. But after their debit card took 2 months to come through, i got an account with a building society that I'm still using to this day. err yes ermmm e-bay =gooooood

The hairs are not that big. And if the suit was so thin, every time he put it on, so many small holes would be made in it that after a couple of times wearing it, it would get damaged really easily. Does he have spare suits?

I'm just wondering how spiderman can climb buildings. In the first movie where he gets the spider bite, you see him changing, and then when he's outside in the back alley you see him climb up the wall with those small hairs on his hand that allow him to get a grip. But, how does he do this whilst he is wearing his spiderman outfit? It just doesn't make sense. After making this conclusion, I think I want me money back

you better edit that before becca gets here shep

I can't believe you guys treat your president like this

Its been pretty quiet in there recenlty, just wondering how everyone is doing since all the hype died down? Are fatty and bub still the hulk's they worked themselves up to be? Wayfarer and Jon still loosing the pounds? Unclean and zester still pumping iron, have you guys put on muscle? I haven't been upto much, I've neglected my body for the past month and a half because I struggle with motivation during exam time. I find that I can only motivate myself for a limited amount of things, and usually all my motivation is put into revision meaning that I have none left to make my lazy butt go for a run or a swim. During the summer I'm going to go back to running club and get stupidly fit again. Its going to be hard though. When I was a middle distance runner competing at a reasonably high level, I took a couple of months off at christmas and when I came back I remembered feeling sick after every training session for the first couple of weeks. This time round, I havent been consistantly for 2 years, so I guess I'm getting myself in for a lot of pain. If anyone needs motivation, the summer is coming up and everyone wants to look good and feel confident with their shirt off, so nows a good time to get back to the gym and start picking things up again. So everyone post up about how they have been getting on lately.

Yeah as a mag said, I think this community has more potential than to sponsor just one kid. If people are as generous as they were last year then 2 kids would be a better target, perhaps a boy and a girl. I'll be sending a bit in later on this evening

He still deserves life imprisonment. His third strike? It serves him right for stealing things from peoples house's, no matter whether you have to turn yourself in under a moral obligation or not. What he did was a true thing, it makes him a man. If he was to deny that girls childhood just to save himself then this truely would be an act of the devil. When he gets out of jail, whats to stop him from going around and taking stuff from your house in the future? Its his third strike, hes likely to reoffend, if anyone thinks that he should be let off life imprisonment then I hope he visits your house next then perhaps you'll change your minds? However, perhaps this recognition of morals about what is right and wrong will deter him from reoffending in the futre? Perhaps its had such a big impact on his life that he'll be clean? Who knows.

Well good luck gaiden and keep battling away Never give up, expect it to take a long time finding a job, and expect it to be a full time job finding a job, and then you'll have the right attitude.

Dunlavy, we're joking. We know that GC is not a criminal organization

obvously fake reebok, probably got a cheap 'off a lorry' deal

wouldn't you love to go back into the past with your new rig and just show everyone how 1337 you are? lol I wonder if they even knew what gigabytes were back in those days?

Thats not what they said the the god father

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I think he was wearing a helmet but it came off during his crash? To be honest, i dont really feel sorry for him. Its such a dangerous sport as it is, its to be expected that these sorts of things will happen, not necessarily the bike collapsing but it only takes one bad ditch to throw him off the bike and he will go tumbling like he did in the video.

A very nice song. Did you do the piano aswell? Why doesnt mrmustard add a bit of rap in the middle?

I'm not showing them around! hmmm they didnt turn up today, despite all the men in posh suits going around picking rubbish off the floor. Perhaps they will come tomorrow, who knows!

quick update - i'm waiting to get some finals out of the way before i carry on searching for tickets. everytime i go to the student travel shop they have an hour long que and i havent got time for that at the moment

So far I have thought of saying 'Welcome to adultchat phone service, thanks for calling. We have a ride selection of girls to please your every need....' you can think of the rest any other ideas beside streaking? its raining outside and i dont want to catch a cold

Yo guys, Today is a university open day, where young students tour the university to decide if they want to study here. On the tour of the accomodation on campus, they will stop outside the entrance to my set of flats. There happens to be a speaker system, which usually allows people in our block to talk to people at our door to check who it is before letting them in. I plan to say something funny down this speaker system whilst they are outside the door probably listening to someone say 'Now this is your typical college flat block...yada yada...' What shall I say? It cant be too offensive, as thats just plain cruel, but it has to be funny. Best prize wins a roaste chicken and bacon sandwich. hit me! p.s. the university are getting all prepared to set a really good example, i saw some guys in suits clearing the area outside my flat of weeds and rubbish in the flower beds

Well that explains why i couldnt do it, I thought you had to fill up the whole square's surface area with them blocks. It got me confused because i was pretty sure that the blocks wouldnt fill up the whole area, but still i laboured on. Now i see the light....

I definitely need more help