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Laz.e.rus

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  1. I used to won a pizza franchise. Heres a couple good ones: 1- caller: Can I get 2 Larges, double pepperoni, double sausage, Ex cheese, and Butter Cheese crust. O, adn some hot wings and cheesey bread. me: (dutifully upselling for that xtra buck)..would you like anything to drink with that? caller: O yeah.... a 2 liter of DIET Coke. 2- caller: Yeah. I got 2 large pizzas yesterday that were %^&*. I want them replaced. me: Im sorry sir, what was the name on the order so I can look it up Caller: Well, it was my girlfriend and I was at work, so I dont know what name. me: Ummm, well......whats your girlfeinds name? Caller: ahh...ehhh...um...I think its under smith me: Im sorry I dont see a smith. Hey! You want me to look for a credit under Johnson then? Caller: Uhh..Yeah! Thats it! Me: idiot. click
  2. I guess I dont really see the problem with this when used as a tactic. I beleve Ive even seen some gcs do it. For example, theres one hosite in compund that has a problem following. With low time and health, when Im half way back already adn notice he's gone, Id rather shoot him and rescue the other two then automatically lose the match because the AI goofed fro the hosties. Correct me if Im wrong?
  3. Dunno if shep already got them both or not.... # 595 "{ATHF} Meatwad" STEAM_0:0:2587721 48:57 124 0 active # 940 "{NWA}BADSIDE{NWA}" STEAM_0:1:2613557 05:04 164 0 active Already posted witnesses, etc for badside to shep meatwad....jsut rep tking...me esp. about 130 am. Lotsa regs were there. I immediately found shep and told him. Ive had enough for one night. Goin pubbin.
  4. So.....is this a "cant answer that question for special reasons"? or a "didnt see that post"? or a "Stupid Laz....the answer was already posted somewhere and you didnt find that"? lol...thx for any help
  5. Just curious....whats the smoking situation there? Sep area/ outside/ 50 ft law/ etc?
  6. <------ SouthWest Michigan. I feel your pain.
  7. Are you guys still using it? Saw the thingy on Homepage, searched and found IP, server is offline. Just bad timing or not using it? Thx
  8. 1....Excuse?! Harrumph I say! 2.... Right after when we were discussing that, and someone said user error, I told you the mute was probably on. I know this because I...er..a 'friend' had the same problem for a while. Very frustrating
  9. This is the kind of thing that scares me. U dont work in a post office or anything do ya? j/k
  10. for all servers # 294 "-cs- ch!ck" STEAM_0:1:138634 02:19 131 0 active # 227 "TransAm" STEAM_0:1:5977136 01:29 105 0 active 218 "eViL~LePriCoN" STEAM_0:0:6572142 02:12 103 0 active the usual...multi tks/ FU-gc/ etc etc
  11. I made similar post in Tem under the Shodan... post also Chewbacca Defender (didnt get id) at 110 pm...hacking/switching teams/ screaming into mic like chewy for 10-15 mins unchecked...teams had to start tking him everytime he switched. There may be some unban reqesuts for Tking him. both of them cleared out the servers pretty quickly at diff times
  12. Chewbacca Defender was screaming like chewy into mic and hacking for about 15 mins....forgot to get id- no admins around # 1765 "?????h4x0®cist????" STEAM_0:1:4064053 01:39 136 0 active-----take a guess - no admins around. He was laughing about how he doesnt get kicked for hacking but I warned a guy not to kill allthe hsoties
  13. Just gonna put this in to show Im NOT crazy guys. Then Ill drop the whole thing. Last night I played pretty decently...nothing special. I figured rank would go up a little over the night. Had some good runs...you know. Then, I played Quebec first time ever, and scoutzknives. ( Most of you know that s/k has an evil vendetta against me-only had a psotive score there once lol). I made a crack about how those two maps alone probably dropped me 200 pts in rank. I was wrong 500 points!!!! I am now in the 800s! WoOt. and as a side note, there is a guy 100s and 100s of pts above me that played for 15 mins and got 14 kills Im really not nutz guys. It happened I tell ya! It happened! thx for all the help/responses tho
  14. wasnt my fault! Started to late...servers were like 0/0/4 and I was one of the 4. Bleh.
  15. My nicks.... Lazerus...long story...after author Lazerus Caine Cornhawk Korn ( got nick before the band) I also use LazerusCorn for games where only one name can be used....NObody has that one Been using primarily Lazerus since early Q3Arena days [FM]Lazerus Woah....felt weird to type that tag lol
  16. just quit....jsut under 6 hours across all 3.
  17. and I was jsut getting ready to join you and offer support! bummer
  18. Actually voodoo....you have a very good point there. Its sometimes easy to forget that your playing with some of the best. So even when your having a bad day/ gettin pwned by Pagan, etc... it helps to keep that in mind Way back in Q3 days I played with a REAL good group. I was kinda avg there..not bad but nothing special. Sometimes I would have to go and pub and outscore the 2nd place guy by 30 kills to keep my OWN spirits up when I went back to the home server and got trounced by a couple of the money making pros O btw.....thanks for the link! Sorry I missed that above.
  19. I still dont get it. I have moved up to 370. The day I played that got me there instead of in the 600's there were many Gcs including fatty that could all see that I was playing really well that day (probably one of my best runs ever). I led the scoreboard on a few maps, and got a kill steak of 7. M2 ,Brillow, Fatty, and Shodan are all in my top 12 victims with a better that 1/1 ratio and they all have WAY better rankings than me. I guess what Im saying is that after being in top 50, then low 600's, Im bummed that after playing that well Im at 370. Im a stat freak too (obviously) but I just dont understand how these work. Thanks for any enlightenment you can bring to this poor numbers-addicted fool.
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