TheGeek

I want to see the girl. You know, to see if it was worth it.

I asked my manager if I could answer the phones like a pirate. He said no after I gave him this example, "You have 2 days to pay or else your services will be disconnected and you'll walk the plank!"

I'm trying to figure out if I can get away with any of these at my office...

matt damon would be another good choice

I LOVE ED NORTON... he is a genius. but true.. he dosent fit this... and mark can pull it off.. mayyybe. marky mark fits the physical profile. but i just don't see him doing the brutal things max payne does.

Ditto and let me introduce you to Comcast! I'm sure you two will go together quite nicely.

I would prefer Edward Norton. He's not as dark as the Max Payne character needs, but it would still be awesome.

I agree that our economy is not in the best shape. And that it is impossible for everybody to see eye to eye. But there should be PEACEFUL protest. Not donkey slamming windows, throwing urine, and creating anarchy. Its just not right.

The police did raids to arrest people for threatening to throw urine. Whats terrible is that yes, those people were going to do something bad, but they are turning this into a police state. I'm expecting them to ask for papers if I wish to travel home. \more sarcasm

It was me being sarcastic. And the protesters actually got onto highway 94 (55mph zone) and tried to stop traffic. Why? To win your vote of course! I really wanted to go to the Ron Paul rally but I have to work

Willing to bet on it? Ron Paul ftw

Because of the "peaceful" marches in downtown St. Paul it takes me an hour and a half to travel 15 miles. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Because of your disruption to the life of others in the city I will now vote for barack obama. Turning St. Paul into a police state was SO worth it. \sarcasm Btw, it was entertaining to see cops pop smoke into protesters that got too close to the coach buses carrying republicans and watching police STOP people WILLINGLY walk into highway 94 to stop traffic. I'm waiting for anarchy to break out from my air conditioned office \ lookout tower.

I just bought the game. I don't know why people like the hardcore mode. Since the game is already a nade happy throw when ever you want game, it confuses me that people would not want to know that a grenade is right next to them. That being said, i'll be on the server tonight.

Well, what do ya know... Windows firewall was turned off. Mcafee firewall was turned on, reset mcafee firewall to default settings, not fixed. Added cmd.exe to windows firewall exceptions, fixed. Hmmmm I wonder if putting cmd.exe under an exception is a bad idea. Maybe if some virus or something (technical knowledge on viruses = nothing) could use cmd all they want.

I cannot ping but I can surf. I keep on getting a destination host unreachable error. Explain. VMware (vista emulator) is installed on this machine btw. I disabled the local area connection associated to the VMware but the problem persisted.

You killed my dreams.

I've noticed that the new firefox 3 loads webpages slower.

One thing is obvious. If you put an issue that is in a heated debate on the big screen, you're going to get an emmy. Wall-e wanted to fall into that category and be adorable at the same time. You cant give everybody a back rub.

Anybody else feeling a little deja vu? I'm serious.

There were too many product placements. Not to mention global warming and obesity. It killed the movie. I would have been happy with a nuclear war, meteor slamming into the earth, freak accident, ANYTHING but that.

considering the replies having innuendos, I don't know if that's serious or a joke. I'm looking for a hammock to possibly replace my bed. I think it would be awesome.

I'm looking for a nice hammock that I can use outside and inside. So far I've been checking out Mayan, Brazilian, and Nicaraguan Hammocks. I know I don't want a stabilizing bar and that I need a large brace. But other than that, I have no idea. I do want a nice design with lots of colors.

Looks like he might have slipped. I think if he did it intentional, his arms would be straight. Not bracing. His head however looks intentional. Almost like he's aiming for it.

195. I'll post my pic later.

1/5 stars. The ONLY reason I gave it one star is because of marky mark's comic relief. I actually found myself screaming out loud at the screen. Especially at the lawn mower scene. Which lead people to laugh AT me