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Status Updates posted by Peckles
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I am an electronic wizard.
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I am too pooped to even poop
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I can't wait to have kids because goats are awesome
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I can't wait until tomorrow evening where 99% of the beer I buy will occupy all of my stomach, thus having a far greater impact than 99% of any other occupy garbage. #occupymybelly
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I contemplated getting a third monitor, but really, who needs that many lizards?
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I didn't check my pockets before washing my clothes. Now the police are after me for laundering money.
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I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do,
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I don't wish to alarm you, but I'm naked under these clothes.
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I filmed myself watching a recording of myself watching Inception.
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I got a koi pond. I think it likes me, but it seems a bit nervous.
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I got attacked by a jellyfish. Had to get a sting operation.
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I had a dream where Pat Sajak told me I was ugly.