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  1. Peckles

    We've regurgitated Rihanna's 'Umbrella': http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

  2. Peckles

    Bacteria, nausea, and diarrhea all rhyme. Song detected.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      do eet

  3. Peckles

    Oscars? The only Oscar I care about is the grouchy one.

    1. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      The grouchy one has a greater quality of trash than most of the hollywood re-hashed garbage that seems to be coming out of the studios at the moment.

  4. Peckles

    My pen exploded. The pigs were everywhere.

    1. MasterTalpa

      MasterTalpa

      does that mean free bacon for all?

  5. Peckles

    If you're alone today, just remember that nobody loves you any other day of the year either <3

  6. Peckles

    I got a new mug. It took my wallet.

  7. Peckles

    Don't just talk about it. RAP ABOUT IT.

  8. Peckles

    And that's why I don't like cricket.

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    2. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      try them chocolate covered, much better

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      First this:

    4. Peckles

      Peckles

      Then this:

  9. Peckles

    I am an electronic wizard.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      you need to make a vid of the oat poets recording

    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      Hmm..Suppose we could each film ourselves recording then mash up the videos. Kind of hard being a 12 hour drive from each other.

  10. Peckles

    I got attacked by a jellyfish. Had to get a sting operation.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Someone waited around for you in a van then jumped and real quick-like and peed on your jellyfish wound?

    2. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      there's jellyfish in alberta? I call shenanigans!

    3. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      There are, Fairweather, they're just polite about it.

       

  11. Peckles

    Tried some new pants. Left me breathless.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      :D :D :D
    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      You need to find larger pants--maybe with elastic?

    3. Biggs

      Biggs

      Or just stop wearing pants around your neck.

  12. Peckles

    I hear that Italian cruise ship captain got sentenced to anchor management.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      Are you a comedian? Honestly, now.

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Why yes, I am. Of sorts, anyway. Have you seen my site? http://www.oatpoets.com/

    4. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      My friend won a Mediterranean Cruise on the lettery, it was a roll-over.

  13. Peckles

    Seems a little surreal when 2 of the most prominent politicians are a glove and an amphibian.

  14. Peckles

    Sometimes I wear a shirt that's slightly too small for me so it feels like I'm getting a cuddle.

  15. Peckles

    Oat Poets are a year old! Yay! http://www.oatpoets.com/

    1. onyxdragoon

      onyxdragoon

      Give me a new music video!

    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      I could make a poor quality one on my own if you'd like...

  16. Peckles

    Went for a walk. It was delicious.

    1. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      pics or it didn't happen

  17. Peckles

    You have to watch out for dyslexics holding gnus.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      cause they might accidentally shoot themselves?

    2. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      No, they might say "Sky for the reach!"

  18. Peckles

    I used to be a birdwatcher like you, then I took a sparrow to the knee.

    1. onyxdragoon

      onyxdragoon

      No.

    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I used to laugh at arrow in the knee jokes, then I took an over-saturated joke to the sense of humor.

  19. Peckles

    I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe.

  20. Peckles

    Have a great Christmas Stalking! http://musffinking.tripod.com/alexmusic/stalking.mp3

  21. Peckles

    Yay! New song! It's about getting an arrow to the knee! http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

    1. boiler

      boiler

      I used to be a songwriter like you, but then I... well.... you know...

  22. Peckles

    A man died after choking on a raisin. You might say...*sunglasses* he was a victim of grape.

    1. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

    2. boiler

      boiler

      I'm David Caruso, and I approv....*BOOMHEADSHOT*

  23. Peckles

    Saw a puppy dressed as a 50s gangster. It was fedorable.

    1. anonymo

      anonymo

      No.

  24. Peckles

    I tried to make a time machine, but thanks to homophones, I now have a lot of herbs.

  25. Peckles

    Girl at bar: "You know Movember is over, right?" Me: "Yeah, you should probably shave"

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    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      November was "No shave month"

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      People grow mustaches for November and get others to sponsor them with money, which gets donated to prostate cancer research. Apparently this girl doesn't know the difference between 'mustache' and 'full beard'.

    4. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      I know what November was, just not Movember.

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