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Status Updates posted by Peckles
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My doctor said my platelet count was too high, so I told my dishes to start using contraceptives.
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Vote for me! I threw a brick at a swan!
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AHH I'm so nervous for game 7...Can't sleep!! Quick, someone punch me in the face!
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The sound you are about to hear is my head hitting a very solid desk.
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I didn't check my pockets before washing my clothes. Now the police are after me for laundering money.
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I filmed myself watching a recording of myself watching Inception.
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A rope will save the fire from despots and no desk can solve the snake
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-- A duck can quack, but so can I, but I cannot taste like a duck in the way that a duck can.
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If I were to make a laundry detergent that was especially good at protecting colours, I would call it Martin Lather King Jr.
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Oh, hello. Didn't see you come in. I am not sorry I'm naked. You probably are though.