Fairweather

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

i think i might be missing something here...

... or 2 cats

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

hahaha why is there a gallery where people can post pictures of their dogs crapping??

balderdash! who needs one of those applainces

give me a rocket launcher and i'll show you some real skill

if you got lots of time on your hands i'd say leave more money in visible sight and perform a good old fashioned stake out

wow that was just embarasing to watch, freakin sens i'm finding another team to like next year

i'd be up for good ol fashioned SC match or 2

if that was less of a table and more of a moniter thatd be sweet, i cant imagine bending over at that thing for over 20 min.. then again they did invent chairs

that games alotta fun

sens took a close loss in game 1 from the ducks... ducks can't fly without their.. wwinngggssss hahahahaha, oh burn

haha true dat, if you could hook a keyboard and mouse up an x-box my skill would increase x 1923852903480934t89

hahahahahahaha guy in drive-thru: "can you throw that down again"

whats the ip for that server?

hahah john poutine was our best leader! heck man he legalized the stapler

oh man i wish i was that good at indoor soccer

like holy tit just let kids play, whats it matter if their under 18... "hey dad/brother/sister/friend/mom, heres my money buy me this game", like what difference does it make when their gonna get their hands on it anyway no matter the age

well looks like its the ducks vs. sens, i find it kinda ironic chearing for ottawa seeing how doesnt the ducks have more canadian players?

the only problem is you can't hear the car if you wanna race! vroom vroom!

i played the beta a bit today at one of my friends house and it was ok, nothing really overly new or exciting except for a few changes to comment about, it was pretty much as if i was playing halo2 w/ a couple new weapons and maps. however it is the halo story line that has gotten me so hooked throughout the years and i can't wait to see how it ends

OTTAWA TO THE CUP!!

wwwoooo!!

lol that was terrible