I just remembered a weird dude that called my house a few weeks ago. Just so you know, my voice is deeper than normal. That info will be important for the story.
I'll try to keep this short. Well my pal was talking to me a while back about this annoying guy he works with. The annoying guy is always asking my friend to hook him up with the (MUCH) younger girls of the area. My pal asked me to let this guy call my house and wanted me to make sure the man never asks him for help again. Anyway a few nights later I get a phone call at 11:30 PM on a weekday. I said forget it and let it ring through. This man calls my home 5 more times within the next half hour. I became irritated.
So the next time he called I picked up the phone. Sounding a little nervous, he asked if Mickie was there. I had no idea what to say. I shrugged my shoulders and said "This is her." I kind of heard the sound of a jaw hitting a floor on the other line. He said "This must be some mistake, I thought Mickie was a girl!!!" Speechless again, I said what came to my mind first, "Yeah about that man, I won't have that operation until next year if that's cool with you." I heard some mumbling and the phone hang up. Needless to say, my pal was never bothered since.
I have no reason in particular for sharing what I just wrote. I love this thread.