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  1. boiler

    Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?!

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      I killed a guy with a trident

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  2. JackieChan

    I looked in my refrigerator today and noticed something had the expiration date "12/21/12". It was mayannaise.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      All this times the Mayans were really just predicting when JC's Mayo would go bad.

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  3. amertrash

    Hrm, so I broke a client's $50,000 3D eyeball camera thingy-ma-jig. Not going to be a good day.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      It's a client, so at worse they'd drop me, no garnishment :)

       

      Wasn't my fault really, software update bricked the FPGA board, they're overnighting a new one

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  4. shaftiel

    I am asking Santa for a Unicorn for Christmas.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Good news, North Korea has proved they existed, just need DNA to clone.

      http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/30/unicorns-existence-proven-says-north-korea/

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  5. Cinkadeus

    Wow... Has the fit hit the shan here. A virus has shutdown our file servers. And we run roaming profiles so no one has their My Documents. Glad I'm a Dev and not in Infrastructure.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Haha, should still have cached profiles unless it's disabled in AD :)

  6. amertrash

    And I just got someone fired. Nothing like doing remote assistance session and noticing the user's massive limewire'd pr0n collection. Whoops.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Yea, bad enough to use Gnutella these days, not to mention the worst client for it ever made.

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  7. amertrash

    And I just got someone fired. Nothing like doing remote assistance session and noticing the user's massive limewire'd pr0n collection. Whoops.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      I'm gonna change the background on the PC to a scarlet letter A too shaft.

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  8. shaftiel

    I'm feeling kinda happy-ish. Maybe.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Don't worry it'll end when you sober up.

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  9. MPG1770

    Looking for an easy get rich scheme - save up your pennies and sell them as scrap metal.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      No, save your pre-1983 pennies as they're copper, anything after that is just a bit of plating.

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  10. amertrash

    Just took the girl to a "Brazilian" restaurant where they just walk around with huge chunks of meat on a spike asking if you want any, believe it was the best $104.58 I've ever spent.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Yep, just like this one. They also had cooked(grilled?) pineapple infused with cinnamon which may have been the best part.

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  11. amertrash

    Ugh, had a client that had their server die with no SQL backup for their CRM... gotta do imports from a bunch of randomly formatted CSVs, not gonna be a fun day.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Yea, we don't do IT services for this client, they have some local yokels. We just do CRM(Sugar) and ERP(Sage MAS 90). About 6 hours with awk and sed and done. Nice $700 bill to close the month with :P

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  12. Flitterkill

    Got quiet around here...

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Ditto.

       

       

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  13. Cinkadeus

    Just bought both my boys Sonic Screwdriver toys. Epic Nerdy Dad is Nerdy.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      If only you could get a real one now, along with maybe a naked Martha Jones

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  14. Flitterkill

    So yeah... We probably should just get off GoDaddy now...

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      http://en.gandi.net/

       

      Should have dropped GoDaddy after the PIPA/SOPA fiasco :)

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  15. amertrash

    So has doing a server install for a client and sat down at one of the PCs and there was a Word doc load with a ton of lame porn site URLs, and tissues on the desk. Awkward.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Don't think it was a joke, it was a partner at the law firm too. Keep in mind "lame" was an autocorrect.

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  16. Flitterkill

    Dropped phone. :(

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      I've dropped my old Moto Droid 1 so many times, luckily the thing is an all aluminum brick.

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  17. Peckles

    I severely underestimated the power of a beard tan.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Biggs, grow a beard, where it in summer sunlight for a month, then shave it off. For added effect wear sunglasses for the month as well.

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  18. Kuma

    Was my "mind" erased or did I erase it myself? Hmmm

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      With your feet in the air and your head on the ground...

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  19. Cinkadeus

    16 GB RAM and this compile is taking every bit of it.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Had to look that up, looks more awful then the Sage software solutions I used deal with :)

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  20. Cinkadeus

    16 GB RAM and this compile is taking every bit of it.

    1. amertrash

      amertrash

      Whathca doing, Java, KDE4 and Gnome3 all a the same time? :)

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