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  1. Tsunami

    So my sugery got pushed foward two weeks. Finally getting my tonsils removed on 01/29/ but damn... i lost my voice in the meantime. its super painfull. not allowed pain killers or antibiotics.. ya.y.....

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Don't trust those doctors to do it for you. You don't know what they did to my friend Bob Sacamano. Hope the best of health to ya!

       

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  2. chick82

    Just wow! 50 dollar for a carry-on bag. Spirit Airlines you suck at life.

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Be ware of Alaska Airline as well, $25 for each check in bags. Didn't read thoroughly, got to airport and my jaw dropped. They also don't serve meals on-board T.T

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  3. Peckles

    Not all food makes me fart, just the ones I eat

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Is been also noted that 100% of humans who drank water will died eventually.

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  4. Johnny

    Anyone using Microsoft Edgeplorer?

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      That's such a bad name.

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  5. Johnny

    Upgrading to Windows 10...

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Ohh it's being release tonight? Thought there was a month or two. This is going to be a interesting night.

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  6. crasx

    Petition to ban lady yuri -> https://www.facebook.com/gamerscoalition

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      If it goes through, it will be a lot more fun for us

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  7. Flitterkill

    Minecraft offline for a bit while the server gets spiffied up and Spigot gets installed. Should be online Tuesday sometime...

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Oh...so the spigot already went through? Was about to post my thoughts on it

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  8. Tsunami

    Seriously, I miss you guys...

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Seinfeld reference whooosh!

       

      Anyway, welcome back.

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  9. Tsunami

    Seriously, I miss you guys...

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      I always trust sources coming from Bob Sacamono.

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  10. Twins

    hey can someone help me out with this. http://i.imgur.com/Pp3yGs7.png

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Was that suppose to be a insult? Because I don't

      http://i.imgur.com/0LTCl8Q.gif

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  11. Twins

    hey can someone help me out with this. http://i.imgur.com/Pp3yGs7.png

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Sorry...but I have to do this

       

      http://i.imgur.com/0LTCl8Q.gif

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  12. Jerkoff

    I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      I got Linkin Park agree to wake you up in the morning by playing "Breaking the Habit"

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  13. crasx

    I can't even today

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Got off work to a huge blizzard and I still have to drive. Turn on the windshield swipers, one of the swiper snaps right off. Stood in blizzard contemplating life.

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  14. Yortz

    The term "Noob" will be changed to "Peanut". Example - MaestroPG.gc : "Yortz that was a peanut charge."

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Something tells me you have a real size photo frame of Peanut hanging on top of your bed

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  15. crasx

    back!

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      have to crasx the party

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  16. Peckles

    If you're looking for the quickest way to achieve a thigh gap, it's no more complicated than chopping off one of your legs

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Man, those one-legged people must have it good then!

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  17. Jerkoff

    I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Wake yo donkey up princess!

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  18. onyxdragoon

    Decided to try to repair my harddrive by opening it. All I could do is watch in fear as the header desperately trying to read the platters. RIP DRIVE

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Unless you're in a highly control dust environment, you going to get plethora of dust onto the platters. The spinning of the platters won't get rid of the stubborn dust, this is a huge risk operation.

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  19. onyxdragoon

    Decided to try to repair my harddrive by opening it. All I could do is watch in fear as the header desperately trying to read the platters. RIP DRIVE

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      All it takes is one incy wincy dust particle on the platter to ruin it.

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  20. Johnny

    -75%, $4.99 L4D2 Steam Sale!!!!

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Lookout for wave of newbies on the way!

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  21. Jerkoff

    I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      *pinches face*

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  22. Jerkoff

    I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      *pinches face*

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  23. Mercman

    We have snow storm and we have a thunderstorm too

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Bummer :(

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  24. chick82

    Sunday night my Grandfather asked the Pastor to pray that he die soon. I can't imagine being 95 w/o my wife for 15 years, and stuck in the hospital with 2 cancers, and a other things wrong. To go from riding your motorcycle at 92 and 3 years later be so fragile you just want to go to heaven.

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      He live a fulfilling life from what I see, the best of wishes to your grandfather.

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  25. Jerkoff

    I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

    1. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Look what you done! We need your slapping power on the forums now!

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