MrDuke

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I think I found a blood ketone tester. No more urine testing and 4 hr delay times! Ran 3 miles after a big dinner and you aren't sure if you are in ketosis? No problem. Test and run that extra mile before bedtime if you need to! I'm working on getting some coupons for free meters. PM me if you want one.

There seems to be a problem between the Vista PC, the printer connected to it and the network. Other PCs can't find the printer or, more specifically, maintain the found driver and/or connection. It'll work for a day or two, then *jeannie blink* *poof* no more functional print driver or connection.

We had the same problem. I changed teh router channel and I went from dcon/reconning twice daily to no probs.

No xp 64 bit in the house. Main PC is running the conspiracy known as Vista tho...

Lexmark 4120 multifunction print/scan/fax. Preach, I knew you were good for something other than modeling women's clothes!

I want to utilize the printer without keeping the main PC on. Suggestions? Oh yeah, I'm noobilicious tech wise. Be gentle.

14. To be honest with you... 15. Somebody needs to fix this 16. I'll get back to you on that 17. That's not my job

Don't let her drink so much. Duhhh

Best line I heard today: The lines were long, people were grumpy and the machines weren't working... at that was at Starbucks! I waited in line longer at Starbucks than I did at the library!

I'm sorry Jay, I truly am. For you and your family I pray for grace to ease your pain and clarity to remember the good.

k, we need a few more older people in this here coalition. Sleep... bah.

chicken stir fry with almonds annnd the kid's leftover peanutbutter sandwich, sans jelly.

I'll be there. I expect plenty of 'brotherly' insults, beer, beer nuts... the works. Maybe run a pingplotter before, during and after- for extra data? People with lag/choke/complaints are usually challenged re: their ISP connections. I'd like to rule that stuff out.

I think its a perfect opportunity for some PR. "Your skilz are frustrating the less experienced players. Maybe switch to a pistol/SMG or hit our more competitive server at w.x.y.z? Thanks!" It's going to be harder to admin across the board because the servers have different levels of expections. What flies on zombie doesn't fly on retro. The noob server requires a little more nuturing (player to player) where retro requires more admining. Be flexible.

Sorry sorry! I'm asian, reading these weird characters confuse me! Anyways, I'll be jumping around the servers testing them if I can get a few followers? =] Edit: Any way we can get the GG server on some GG maps and maybe DM? I think it'll be fine without DM but it's kind of boring without GG maps. GG is just funner on smaller maps. And without DM in my opinion. =] I'm working on it, with stutters help. I have 60 some maps in mind but that equates to a lot on downloading on the first visit. The DM option is to keep things moving for less skilled players. I'm trying to get as far away from strats and round-start-waiting as possible. Just total chaos, total fun. BTW John, alltalk should be on for the in-your-face-derrogatory-comment-after-the-kill fun. Alvin, I know you did the GG thing out west. Maybe you can help manage this server? Lemme know. My thought on the noob server is: If your kill ratio is 2-1, 3-1 or m2-like... you don't belong on a noob server. 1.5-1 or worse. Maybe throw that on the motd.

$2.23 this morning. So do they make Speedos in XXXL? Just curious...

$2.39 - $2.69 in NE OH I'll name that tune in $2.25 No way we'll ever see under $2 or I'll... take a dip in Lake Erie in December.

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Are there cliff notes to this 8 note song you speak of?

OooGaHH! Where's Mag when I need him?

Sorry if I hurt your feelings by...um...not calling you lame straightout. Hmmm. Somehow you've achieved the impossible; Why do I feel worse after throwing the insult?? That avatar is haunting... bring back the batman spoof.

I can't take anything you write seriously with that avatar. Why don't you just admit there is no Ms. Stutters and it's all a sham?

why do I think 'motorboat' everytime you post?

Congrats! Narcotics ftw. Oh, and best wishes on the engagement too