Mustard's CoffeeMaker

So, whats your excuse for last week, and the week before that?

I freely admit to being a bit strange. It's fun...people tend to leave you alone.

I'm a girl, so of course I shave in the shower. But if I run out of gel, I'll use hair conditioner. My legs always feel extra silky-smooth when I do, but it's too expensive to use every day. Plus it clogs my razor something terrible. And I hate the crap that Mustard uses- that cheap Barbisol foam. I'd rather not shave than use that stuff.

dude, hush. j/k

Weird, but fun.

one hundred and thirty-fo-ah.

We all are, Zester.

My "butt" jeans fit! I call them my butt jeans because they make it look like I actually have one.

That doesn't even seem possible.

Ever since Hurricane Katrina, my son has been obsessed with weather, and has checked out countless weather related books from the library, which he reads to me. Your "thundersnow" all seems perfectly normal to me. Its all atmosphereic conditions, baby. And I'm jealous, too. I love snow, and we haven't gotten more than a little tease of it this year.

You can say dam, cause that holds water. You just can't put an "n" on the end of it.

I'm with you on that one, Goof. My father tried so hard to get me to read books when I was a kid, and it wasn't until I picked up a Stephen King book that I discovered how wonderful reading is. Sure The Scarlet Letter, The Red Badge of Courage, To Kill a Mockingbird, and The Pearl are all great stories that make you think, but they're not really books that a teenager is going to appriciate. When I read The Scarlet Letter, while I enjoyed the story, half the time I didn't know what was going on because of all the symbolisim. And Faulkner? You mean the King of the Run-On Sentance? There is a sentance in The Unvanquished that is two and a half pages long. I'm sorry, thats not good writing. Give me Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Christopher Paolini, heck, even a good fan-fiction writer any day of the week.

ebil cause her avatar is a spaz, and Fatty cause he's bald.

You didn't make it to FF '05...I'd forgotten. I got him a 20'' flatscreen for his birthday last year. Even I was tired of ya'll joking on him about that stupid wimpy old thing.....that I inherited.

Shut Up and Kiss Me

Of course you would.

Hey....that makes me President! My fellow Americans....

as opposed to purple magic? No? fine. Purple Rain

WeatherBug says 43F right now...chance of sleet or snow late tonight with a low of 32F. Snow my left foot. We got a little tease of snow last week, but the ground was too warm and it melted the moment it hit the ground. Its just as well, though. If there's even a threat of an inch of snow ( or of rain even!) people turn into idiots around here....they forget how to drive (not that they really knew in the first place) and buy all the bottled water, canned food, candles and matches in every grocery store.

Hee....you're a funny bunny. We're going to have a lot of fun! And Chamberlain? I'll be your friend, unconditionally.

As my obsession, Severus Snape, would say......Indeed.

Someone is very excited.

small world

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