Fatty February 25, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder February 25, 2005 <Fatty walks in, looks around, pulls a beer out of the fridge, grabs a magazine off the dusty table, and sits down on the couch> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL February 25, 2005 Share dwEEziL Member February 25, 2005 /me wonders who the fat bastage is and how he got a key to this floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <notices dweezil standing there staring at him, disregards and comments on how boring this area is before going back to reading> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 26, 2005 Share TheBugs Member February 26, 2005 /me walks in and realizes he forgot about this forum untill now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <Bugs looks at dweezil looking at Fatty. Fatty nods at Bugs and comments on his rediculous outfit, then goes back to reading> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 26, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 26, 2005 /me opens the doors cowboy style and walks in, ordering a milk at the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <Fatty takes note of this because he somehow overlooked the bar when he walked in...he then giggles to himself how Cowboy is paying for a milk when the fridge is open to all......deciding that a little excitement is in order, Fatty walks up to the bar, looks Cowboy up and down, then knocks his milk out of his hand, spilling it all over the bar...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 26, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 26, 2005 /me backs away from Fatty, pretending to be scared. Holding up his arms and begging for his life Cowboy backs away, as Fatty advances Cowboy pokes him in the eye with his thumb. Realizing his mistake, Cowboy runs behind his newly hired bodyguard Dweezil.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <Fatty quickly presses his eyeball onto an inkpad and then immediately onto a napkin at the bar. Cowboy quickly realizes that Fatty now has his thumbprint, which is used to access his secret stash of gold at the nearby bank. Smirking and winking at the same time, Fatty tucks the napkin into his pocket and goes back to reading, trying hard to ignore the fact that Cowboy's thumbprint also existed on the glass of milk, so the whole plan to get poked in the eye was a waste> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 26, 2005 Share TheBugs Member February 26, 2005 /me realizes that fatty is having WAY to much fun in this little "Bar" and just watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke February 26, 2005 Share MrDuke Member February 26, 2005 (edited) /me wonders why some clowns are misbehaving in my bar and have the nerve to get something from the bar's fridge without paying? As Duke quietly clean up the milk mess and empty milk glass, he gives the evil eye to "One-eye Fatty" and then chuckles. He realizes Fatty has lost the the ability to communicate subtly. Fatty's wingman confuses the wink for a blink which was the signal to... Edited February 26, 2005 by mrduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <Duke feels a sting in his neck, but passes out too soon to realize that Fatty's wingman, who is actually that monkey from lion king, has blown a poison dart into his neck. Duke collapses face first on the bar, his hand stopping in "mid-wipe" and still clutching a washrag. Fatty shifts his glance to Bugs, who has now wet himself, and asks him if he needs something> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke February 26, 2005 Share MrDuke Member February 26, 2005 <as the producer yells "cut" and scolds Fatty for not sticking to the script, Duke promptly goes to the fridge to get a beer and relaxes his feet on the dusty table until the next take. Bugs looks dangerous as he circles the room.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <Suddenly Duke is awoken as dweezil shakes him and tries to coax him out of harm's way. His nose feels a bit bent, and he scratches his head pondering on the dream that he just had, that this exact situation was being filmed in some sort of production...realizing his mistake and seeing the awkward situation about to boil over, he asks dweez to hold him close> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 26, 2005 Share TheBugs Member February 26, 2005 /me points and laughs at the big "One-Eye Fatty" in the corning with dweeze holding eachother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 26, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 26, 2005 <watches Bugs pointing and laughing at Duke and Dweez, Fatty wonders at which point Bugs got lost. Fatty begins to feel sorry for Bugs, who is obviously in need of help, and a new pair of drawers. He snaps his fingers in front of Bugs' face and asks if anyone is home yet> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke February 26, 2005 Share MrDuke Member February 26, 2005 (edited) <Duke hears, "Is anyone home yet?!", and watches Fatty snap his fingers in Bugs face 3 times while firing off a quick "Z" shape in the air with his other hand on his hip. Duke whispers to Bugs that it might be a good idea to back down from this one. The rumor going around was that some guy got fragged for crossing the fashion line and this guy might be the do'er. Duke is afraid of the potential repercussions and runs away looking for pretzels and Blatz beer.> Edited February 26, 2005 by mrduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 26, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 26, 2005 /me decides to join Duke in his quest for beer and pretzels. As they travel along Cowboy is suddenly taken out by a trap door. He falls into a deep tunnel system and is inevitably lost. When all hope was lost and darkness filled Cowboy's heart out of nowhere he is rescued by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They teach him the art of turtle karate and give him free pizza. Cowboy reappears back onto the scene through a hole in the ceiling, bringing free pizza for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 27, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 27, 2005 <Fatty's attention to Bugs is interrupted by the faint smell of fresh pizza....he looks down at his belly...obeying the true master, he turns and begins to follow the irresistable scents...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 27, 2005 Share TheBugs Member February 27, 2005 /me finally realizes that just about everyone is making of him, finds an old comfy couch in the corner and falls alseep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head February 27, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member February 27, 2005 <Brillow walks into the room, checking his vibrant quaf of hair in his personal pocket mirror before realizing that he's not wearing pants. He shoots a look of panic at the large, bald man in the corner who, between jamming his face with pizza, is waving a $1 bill in his direction and screaming "WOOT, DINNER AND A SHOW!" Brillow makes a mad dash for his car to find his pants stuck in the door.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 27, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 27, 2005 /me hops into Brillow's car as he's leaving and drives away laughing while Brillow is being chased down the street by "One-Eye Fatty". As Cowboy is laughing and having a wonderful time with his new car he crashes into King Kong. King Kong looks down at him with an angry face and picks up the car. As Cowboy faces his demise, King Kong falls over dead for no reason at all. Out of a cloud of smoke walks Walker Texas Ranger holding a rifle in his hand. Cowboy gives him a high-five and walks back to the bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head February 27, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member February 27, 2005 (edited) <As Brillow runs after his stolen goods he see's King Kong and decides it best for his health if he ducks into the side street clothing store and purchases a new pair of pants. Out the window he witnesses Chuck Norris save the day like just another DodgeBall cameo and figures its safe to go back to the bar. He then realizes that his wallet was in his old pants, and the store clerk wants to sell him into textile slavery to pay off the dept. Brillow notices Fatty is still eyeing him in the store and he motions Fatty to enter. He then promises a full "show" if he pays for the pants...to which Fatty can't get the money on the table fast enough.> Edited February 27, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 27, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 27, 2005 <ingoring Brillow's temptations, Fatty concentrates all his efforts on Walker, Texas Ranger aka Chuck Norris, who would seemingly be like a kungfu king...but Fatty is much faster than Chuck expects as a flying roundhouse completely dismembers Chuck's head from his torso, causing Cowboy to curl up in a ball as his hero falls into a lump......Fatty, standing over the used-to-be-ranger doesn't know why he just eliminated him, but it he does know it feels good....> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Bean February 27, 2005 Share Mad Bean Member February 27, 2005 <As Bean walks up with a crowd of thousands following chanting 'Neo, You are the One'. Bean walks up to Fatty and puts his hand on his shoulder to congradulate him, only to quickly draw his hand away as he felt the power emulate from him...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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