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One day in Wonderland


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/me reloads his Ump after shooting up Brillow and dives for cover. He silently steps down the hall with squeeky shoes and hears someone saying "Left makes the L." Realizing the person is probably drunk, Cowboy throws a smoke grenade on Duke. With Duke drunk and shrouded in smoke, Cowboy leaps into action with his knife. As Cowboy goes in for the knife, he lags out. Cowboy is now stuck in the middle of the air...

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<Against his better judgement, Fatty breaks a cardinal GC rule and admin_slaps Brillow around because Brillow somehow thought they were in dust2. Just when he's about to let up, he realizes that in "this" place, the slaps are much more effective, and 5 of Brillow's teeth trinkle by....with Brillow now half-conscious, and thanks to some well-placed smoke nades, Fatty drags him on down the hall toward the A site in dust...planning to prop him up as a sandbag>

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<Feeling warm blood pool in his mouth, he realizes that he'd been sniffing smoke nades too long and wasn't really where he thought he was...in fact...he didn't even have a weapons anymore. He does feel a large, fat, bald man proping him up with a 2x4 in front of the doors at A. He then see's the same 3 CT's as he saw in his smoke-nade induced hallucination and promply wets himself.>

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/me wonders what this strange world is (having not playce CS for about 8 months now) and has trouble with the controls so he just repeated runs into the wall over and over...and over...again.

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<Duke finished his pretzels and beer and, oh yeah, planted the bomb 20 seconds ago while everyone was reading what Dweez, Bugs and Brillow were doing. He has plenty of time to come down to A and while enroute he notices...a...um... big one-eye fatty trying to wrestle with...um...another big guy and...ah....um...nevermind. Duke runs past with his hands up to his eyes like blinders and says he doesn't want to know what's going on. Fatty gives him the 3 snap "Z" and mumbles something.>

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<beep....beep....beep...beep..beep..beep.beepbeepbeepbeep....BOOOM.....bodies fly everywhere as the mission is completed. Brillow welcomes everyone to the floating afterlife as some booming voice rings out that the team has one.>

 

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Good story. Who will start ODIW II?

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