Brillow_Head February 27, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member February 27, 2005 (edited) <Out of the corner of his eye, Brillow notices a slight glimmer in a close by alley. Peering a bit closer he sees none other than Steven Segal holding a remote control labeled "Life Size King Kong" and dancing like a sissy boy. It then all makes sense to him, that this entire escapade has been planned by the fiendeish Steve to have Chuck Norris eliminated, and everyone was fooled by his plot. Brillow strides over to Fatty, and wisperes the truth in his ear...> Edited February 27, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 27, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 27, 2005 /me sees Chuck Norris dead and Steven Segal dancing. Cowboy quickly pulls out his trusty cell phone and dials "316". Out of nowhere in a pickup truck comes the other Steve, Steve Austin. With his new tag team partner Stone Cold, Cowboy gets ready to face Steven Segal and Fatty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator February 27, 2005 Share Xterminator Member February 27, 2005 (edited) <Xterminator returns from his trip with luggage in hand, looks around the room at every individual, then walks into his private office> Edited February 27, 2005 by Xterminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty February 27, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder February 27, 2005 <Fatty is just about to do something when he's distracted by Xterminator walking into the women's restroom> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X February 28, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member February 28, 2005 /me and Stone Cold stare at X as he enters the women's restroom. While they are staring Stone Cold shakes his head and says "Canadians." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head February 28, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member February 28, 2005 (edited) <Brillow wonders why the street has turned into a closed room, while a cross dressing Canadian walks into a restroom with 2 bags....then he strugs it off and goes back to the bar, sits down and turns on Jepardy.> Edited March 1, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X March 1, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member March 1, 2005 /me watches Jeopardy with Brillow and tries to answer the questions. After getting every answers wrong, Cowboy throws the remote at the TV and begins to swear alot. In the middle of swearing, Cowboy is then taken out by the Swear Filter Police... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator March 1, 2005 Share Xterminator Member March 1, 2005 <Xterminator, walks out of the washroom> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head March 1, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member March 1, 2005 <Brillows face goes ghost white as Cowboy vanishes in front of his face and replaced by floating words that say "CowboyFromHell was kicked by Console." > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke March 1, 2005 Share MrDuke Member March 1, 2005 (edited) <Duke is distracted from his Jack-on-the-tall-rocks-spiked-with-KoolAid-and-Splenda-with-fruity-colored-umbrella-on-top and sees this Console guy kicking people. Not liking his attitude, he challenges him to a winner-take-all game of Yahtzee. The gritty determination oozes from both players, as each tries to out-roll the other. The complexity of the match is super-human with onlookers trying to figure out what makes this Console guy tick. Duke loses and asks for a re-match. As Duke begins to fade away, he notices that Xterminator forgot to zip and has Richard Simmons close behind who keeps offerering to assist him.> Edited March 1, 2005 by mrduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head March 1, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member March 1, 2005 <Brillow tries not to pass out when he sees Duke start to vanish for fear of being kicked for AFK. So instead he reaches for his Deagle in his back pocket and blows Consoles head off...and is saved from being kicked becuase he's been in the room too long since the conversation started.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zanapi March 1, 2005 Share Guest zanapi Guests March 1, 2005 <cries> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs March 1, 2005 Share TheBugs Member March 1, 2005 /me finnally wakes up from being passed out on the couch when he hears the Deagle go off. Then takes out his trusty Usp and shoot Brillow in the leg saying "i was sleeping... buddy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X March 1, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member March 1, 2005 /me returns with a new Steam ID and kicks the bar door open punisher style. Cowboy throws in a flashbang and rolls in before the flashbang goes off. After blinding himself, Cowboy randomly fires his trusty colt like the true n00b he is. Hearing the click of an empty gun, Cowboy stands up to proudly survey his damage. No one seems to be hurt except for Richard Simmons who got taken out by his firing. After a job well done, Cowboy goes back to the bar and sits down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head March 1, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member March 1, 2005 <Brillow changes his name to BrillowAverage> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[S]SMT March 2, 2005 Share [S]SMT Member March 2, 2005 <SMT wakes up in the corner of the room, wonders over to the fridge, tries to find his beer, and wonders why there is now a bar in his living room. He suddenly realizes that he's not at home, grabs his pants off of the floor, and runs out of the room screaming like a little girl.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL March 2, 2005 Share dwEEziL Member March 2, 2005 /me wonders how everyone got on his train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaPe March 2, 2005 Share TaPe Member March 2, 2005 <tips his hat> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator March 2, 2005 Share Xterminator Member March 2, 2005 </me wonders what Dweezil wonders> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs March 2, 2005 Share TheBugs Member March 2, 2005 /me takes a quick glance around the room, sees and unfamiliar face (tape), runs over and hugs him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL March 2, 2005 Share dwEEziL Member March 2, 2005 /me laughs as TheBugs get's stuck to the sticky side of Tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator March 3, 2005 Share Xterminator Member March 3, 2005 <X laughs while pushing them both over and rolling them around the room> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty March 3, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder March 3, 2005 <Fatty tips the new cleaning lady for her time, as the taped duo picks up loads of dust off the floor. Suddenly, the lights flash and the entire group spawns on the terrorist side of de_dust. Fatty looks around and notices the bomb on Duke's back, who, with red, kool-aide mustache, grins a little grin, and quietly says, "Goin' left." > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head March 3, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member March 3, 2005 <Brillow can't see cause he spawned with his mask on backwards, but runs in the direction Dweez tells him too. As he gets his mask on straight he realizes he is the first one in the middle of B site tunnels staring at 3 CT's with deagles and all he has is a glock...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke March 3, 2005 Share MrDuke Member March 3, 2005 <Duke hesitates and holds up both hands with thumbs pointed to each other. As Fatty runs by, he hears Duke mumble "Left makes the L, Left makes the L". Duke says goodbye to Brillow because he knows he's toast. He decides to use g00ter's wall hack to slip away unnoticed. A higher power calls to him and said there were pretzels and Blatz beer at site B...oh yeah, and he has to plant too.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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