Preacher October 6, 2006 Share Preacher Member October 6, 2006 MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER." ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, " I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE." ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS." MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED -- AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!" MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vovik October 6, 2006 Share Vovik Member October 6, 2006 true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EbilDustBunny October 6, 2006 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni October 6, 2006 oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkUmA October 6, 2006 Share AkUmA Member October 6, 2006 har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan October 6, 2006 Share Tristan Member October 6, 2006 Serves her right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranus October 7, 2006 Share Tyranus Member October 7, 2006 This has no hidden undertones for yer wife does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 7, 2006 Share Fatty GC Founder October 7, 2006 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo October 7, 2006 Share anonymo Member October 7, 2006 Mo likey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher October 8, 2006 Author Share Preacher Member October 8, 2006 not like my wife but does remind me of my mother lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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