Primus April 2, 2008 Share Primus Member April 2, 2008 A woman goes to a pet store to buy a new parrot. She notices one for only $50, and asks the clerk why so cheap. Well ma'am, This bird was raised in a cat house so you might not like the bird that much. The woman thinks for a moment and says, how bad can it be, i'll take it. When she gets the bird home it looks at her and says, new madam, she stops and thinks, well thats not to bad. Then her daughter comes home and the birds says, new girl, the woman looks at here daughter and explains where the bird was raised and they both chuckle and think, no big deal. The husband comes home and walks into the room, notices the bird. The bird looks at him and says,--- HI FRANK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lousiest April 2, 2008 Share lousiest Member April 2, 2008 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL April 3, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member April 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz April 3, 2008 Share Shazz Member April 3, 2008 ROFL! Busted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbilDustBunny April 6, 2008 Share EbilDustBunny GC Alumni April 6, 2008 honestly i don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovetomatoes May 1, 2008 Share ilovetomatoes Member May 1, 2008 cat house == whore house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL May 1, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member May 1, 2008 The parrot, who formerly lived at a cat house (whore house, brothel, den if ill repute, etc...i.e. "Bunny Ranch") knows her husband by name...get it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot May 1, 2008 Share shoot Member May 1, 2008 The parrot, who formerly lived at a cat house (whore house, brothel, den if ill repute, etc...i.e. "Bunny Ranch") knows her husband by name...get it now? Bunny ranch? What do they do with the bunnies? Them little hairballs got no use for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL May 2, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member May 2, 2008 Don't act like you've never heard of the Bunny Ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 2, 2008 Share Preacher Member May 2, 2008 I haven't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL May 2, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member May 2, 2008 LIES!!!! Not saying you've thought about attending, but I'm pretty sure everyone has heard of this famous "brothel" in Las Vegas that was recently closed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclean May 2, 2008 Share Unclean Member May 2, 2008 It was shut down? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL May 2, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member May 2, 2008 Hmm, maybe I was wrong about that. I thought it got shutdown but a quick google search doesn't reveal anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovetomatoes May 17, 2008 Share ilovetomatoes Member May 17, 2008 A $50 will though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher May 17, 2008 Share Preacher Member May 17, 2008 Regardless, I've never been to Vegas and know almost nothing about it except they have casinos there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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