Vodka??

[ZeroDamage]

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Here are a few uses:

 

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol

in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. Clean jewelry. Soak the jewelry in vodka for five minutes, then rinse, and dry.

4. Clean lipstick from clothing. Rub the stain with vodka, then throw into your regular wash.

5. Remove the glue left behind by a bumper sticker. Rub the glue with a soft, clean cloth soaked with vodka

6. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and

prevents rusting.

7. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

8. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

9. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

10. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

11. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

12. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain

liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

13. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

14. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

15. vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

16. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

17. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

18. Soothe a sore throat. Add a tablespoon of vodka to glass of warm water and gargle. The alcohol helps numb the sore throat.

[samurai nightling]

These are things that any strong ethyl alcohol can do. Vodka is just a good choice because its clear, and a lower alcohol percent than Everclear. Mmmmmm Everclear.

[NorgmaN]

The number 1 use for vodka is for drinking, not removing band-aids... Thx.

[Primus]

You forgot one more very important use for Vodka.

 

Vodka is also used to bribe Polish people into loaning you money!!!

[dragonfly]

How much is a jigger?

[farmerisme]

Or....

 

Drink a fifth of vodka and all the problems in that list seem to become less important. Except maybe the vomit stains.

[JackieChan]

For #1, Mythbusters tried that. Grant still felt it (rated it a 4 out of 10 on the "pain scale"), but it wasn't as bad as ripping one off without anything.

Edited April 19, 2009 by JackieChan

[dragonfly]

Gasoline also works for #1. And is prolly cheaper.

 

PS How much is a jigger?

Edited April 19, 2009 by dragonfly

[anonymo]

Two reasons why this list is fake.

 

1- There is never enough vodka, the idea of using it for anything other than giving purpose to soda water is unheard of.

 

2-

7. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

I don't think I have to tell you why this is wrong.

 

Also, they're missing the biggest use for vodka of them all. Liquid garment remover.

[Fairweather]

holy water?

[Laz.e.rus]

best use:

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drink 750 ml....

examine your reaction.

post "aye" to GC forums to comfirm and qualify its effects.

 

 

 

"aye"

 

Confirm spelling..... impressive, only 2 are underlined

 

EDIT: holy snarkles..... that post says its 417 am, I have an exam in a few hours....