Codrut November 15, 2012 Share Codrut GC Coalition Member November 15, 2012 (edited) I want you all to try to make a joke with chuck norris in left 4 dead. But at the place of Chuck Norris, put YOUR name. Be creative, the winner get a congratulate 1,When the spitter spit, it mean is my bath time. 2,Once, a hunter jumped on me. After several minute of pain, the hunter died. 3.When i'm in the game, the tank issnt the biggest threat. 4.Once, the hunter atacked me , now his head is in my living room. 5.The smoker tongue is my clinex, Edited November 15, 2012 by Codrut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codrut November 15, 2012 Author Share Codrut GC Coalition Member November 15, 2012 Come on you boring people. Dont make me look stupid.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude November 15, 2012 Share TheDude Member November 15, 2012 I don't hunter-pounce people. People throw themselves under me in order to break my fall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPG1770 November 15, 2012 Share MPG1770 GC Server Admin November 15, 2012 (edited) i don't know who this Chuck Norris is and don't care to find out what he does, anyhow, here's my contribuyion FWIW: Jockey came last in a race, he ate his horse/ Edited November 15, 2012 by MPG1770 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongurin1 November 16, 2012 Share Kongurin1 Member November 16, 2012 the jockey used too be 7 feet tall. until I kicked him in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinkadeus November 17, 2012 Share Cinkadeus Member November 17, 2012 I'm so bad, chargers use their LEFT arm on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs November 17, 2012 Share Biggs GC Alumni November 17, 2012 I don't think you guys understand the concept of a Chuck Norris joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aarkovi November 17, 2012 Share Aarkovi Member November 17, 2012 I don't always play as a hunter. But when I do, I'm on the infected team. am i doing this right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codrut November 18, 2012 Author Share Codrut GC Coalition Member November 18, 2012 Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Chuck Norris is able to pause online games Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris played Rock Paper and Scissors in front of a mirror and won. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital Select ratingCancel ratingPoorOkayGoodGreatAwesome Cancel rating Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. hope this clear a little who Chuck Norris is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeanutButterNJelly November 21, 2012 Share PeanutButterNJelly GC Alumni November 21, 2012 I am "untouchable" for the entire campaign When I am the tank, survivors throw fire on themselves Even the shortest pounce causes 25 damage from me I smoke survivors with a strand of hair My bare hands are the best melee weapon in the game I always finish with a 100% headshot ratio, and that is with my eyes closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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