Laz.e.rus

Welcome to the New World Order?

Really? Arent you an admin or something? If you were my kid you'd be so grounded..... To qutoe this fat guy I know...almost..."no matter how long you're gone, nothing really changes"... (hehheeh)

This has happened a few times before. No worries.

unclean...that was absolutely unsurpass-able.

3 hours away. r u redy?

not so funny ok, kinda funny

Translation: I squish squishy steel stuff into gas guzzlers ) Translation: Prison guard

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo poop. It means someone stole the tent.'

Currently? Assistant manager in retail (hell on earth) full-time, and a full time student towards a business/administration degree (was heading for a programming degree but I don't have the free time to submerse myself enough into the field...though I wanted to) Past: Pizza franchise owner, professional cook/kitchen manager (not-chef, tutored under a chef then ran his kitchen), factory rat, and was owner/operator for a PC sales/repair/programming/consultation company (before many of you were probably born) etc. Full time Daddy to a 10 yr old daughter and a 1 yr old little Laz.

no more 40s for you.....

wow!~ Welcome back. You'd remember me as "Stalin...without the soft underbelly"

sit tight. Im sure FK or mookie are on this.

sad, Sorry man.

I see you have not chosen or included an OS... is that covered, or does this throw the $$$ to the wind

an interesting note from newegg on your cpu: "Pros: Was able to unlock the 4th core by enabling ACC in the bios on my Asus M4A785-M motherboard. CPU has been stable under 100% load for 2 weeks now using Folding@Home. Not one bad WU. Great bang for the buck processor. Would not hesitate to buy again. For $75 you get a nice quad core processor (provided you unlock the 4th core)."

Um, I got Modern Warfare 2 for Christmas. That count? Nah. My next upgrade will be soundcard and speakers.

So, I complain to my regular customer at my Clerks II job that I hate this line of work.... then they tell me that their husband has been out of work for 17 months as they swipe their EBT/food stamp card while wearing their obviously expensive but aging wardrobe.... And then you remember....oh yeah... I have a job.... in Michigan. Perspective can change the world.

leave me out of this. or, maybe better yet, we create a loopback network for you to play on. you'll think you're on the internet, but we'll be safe from you. Hah! Nice! The best part of course it always trying to remember what I was typing at GC then going to look.

wow- edited for beer control

dude. I totally rely on Stutters for PR at this point.... if he is MIA, can we rescue him with my habit of AIM?

Totally for real...I LOVE pecan sandies. And then today at the health food Co_op there was Pecan Sandies with Bacon! there is in this world: good cookies, good music, and bacon 2/3 aint bad Im lucky ok +4

almost forgot.....are you ready for War sir? the final swing is not a thrill Its how many people I can kill..... beware the propaganda (Death Ensemble.)

rgr. I lost your sisters number.....

Megadeth/Slayer/Testament check your blood at the gate girls... http://www.youtube.c...feature=related http://www.youtube.c...feature=related http://www.myspace.c...estamentlegions http://www.youtube.c...feature=related There is Mustaine, there is Spider, there is nothing else. shaddup. sitdown. bleed. O btw, I Need a new job in your office. My fav song to drive crazy girls crazy... (play this...... then beat them off with a stick)( NSFW..... warning adult title) I was impyling they like beatings....o nvm