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  1. Peckles
    Hah, that's great. I wondered what the heck you guys were talking about.
  2. Peckles

    I got attacked by a jellyfish. Had to get a sting operation.

    1. Biggs

      Biggs

      Someone waited around for you in a van then jumped and real quick-like and peed on your jellyfish wound?

    2. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      there's jellyfish in alberta? I call shenanigans!

    3. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      There are, Fairweather, they're just polite about it.

       

  3. Peckles

    Tried some new pants. Left me breathless.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      :D :D :D
    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      You need to find larger pants--maybe with elastic?

    3. Biggs

      Biggs

      Or just stop wearing pants around your neck.

  4. Peckles
    Don't think my warranty covers water damage.
  5. Peckles

    I hear that Italian cruise ship captain got sentenced to anchor management.

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    2. Biggs

      Biggs

      Are you a comedian? Honestly, now.

    3. Peckles

      Peckles

      Why yes, I am. Of sorts, anyway. Have you seen my site? http://www.oatpoets.com/

    4. MPG1770

      MPG1770

      My friend won a Mediterranean Cruise on the lettery, it was a roll-over.

  6. Peckles

    Seems a little surreal when 2 of the most prominent politicians are a glove and an amphibian.

  7. Peckles

    Sometimes I wear a shirt that's slightly too small for me so it feels like I'm getting a cuddle.

  8. Peckles
    I'm ok with having to re-dig my holes. Also gives me an opportunity to annex another village.
  9. Peckles
    Keep it Greasy - Frank Zappa Where will I be in ten years?
  10. Peckles
    Just have to track people's whereabouts by coordinates, like the olden days.
  11. Peckles
    You find a 'Lion in a Coma' - Animal Collective. Why shouldn't I put my finger in your ear?
  12. Peckles

    Oat Poets are a year old! Yay! http://www.oatpoets.com/

    1. onyxdragoon

      onyxdragoon

      Give me a new music video!

    2. Peckles

      Peckles

      I could make a poor quality one on my own if you'd like...

  13. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    A day late, but we're a year old! Hurray! This track is about the Mighty Ducks movies from the 90s, and it's called 'The Only Way is Conway'. I do drop an F-bomb in the song. You can find it our our page: The Oat Poets On SoundCloud! And on ReverbNation!
  14. Peckles

    Went for a walk. It was delicious.

    1. Fairweather

      Fairweather

      pics or it didn't happen

  15. Peckles

    You have to watch out for dyslexics holding gnus.

    1. lousiest

      lousiest

      cause they might accidentally shoot themselves?

    2. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      No, they might say "Sky for the reach!"

  16. Peckles

    I used to be a birdwatcher like you, then I took a sparrow to the knee.

    1. onyxdragoon

      onyxdragoon

      No.

    2. JackieChan

      JackieChan

      I used to laugh at arrow in the knee jokes, then I took an over-saturated joke to the sense of humor.

  17. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    Oh look, a new year is on the horizon! You know the song 'Auld Lang Syne'? Well, this is a parody of it about trigonometry! Makes perfect sense! Anyway, here it is, it's called 'Tan Cos Sin'. Listen to it here: Oat Poets Or here, on our SoundCloud page: Oat Poets SoundCloud
  18. Peckles

    I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe.

  19. Peckles

    Have a great Christmas Stalking! http://musffinking.tripod.com/alexmusic/stalking.mp3

  20. Peckles
    I don't even really remember what I was doing in this map. So starting over is probably fine with me.
  21. Peckles
    WHAT!!!!
  22. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    So to celebrate the holidays, my partner in crime has created a version of Earth Wind & Fire's 'September', called 'December'. It's got 8-bit instruments and vocoded vocals. Lyrics are open to interpretation, if anyone cares to guess. Since they're not overly understandable. I can post them if people really want. Anyway, listen to it on our website, share, and enjoy! Oat Poets
  23. Peckles

    Yay! New song! It's about getting an arrow to the knee! http://www.oatpoets.com/monthlydouble.html

    1. boiler

      boiler

      I used to be a songwriter like you, but then I... well.... you know...

  24. Peckles

    The Oat Poets

    Peckles replied to Peckles's topic in What's Up?

    Have you heard of Skyrim? Apparently it's pretty cool. It also has a great many NPCs that have taken arrows to their knees. Weird. Anyway, here's a song about what those NPCs must feel. It is creatively called Arrow to the Knee. Oat Poets Share and Enjoy!
  25. Peckles

    A man died after choking on a raisin. You might say...*sunglasses* he was a victim of grape.

    1. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

    2. boiler

      boiler

      I'm David Caruso, and I approv....*BOOMHEADSHOT*

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